Im a drunk Tee Hee

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[NoBacon]

But a shower isn’t somewhere you’d normally drink beer!

Oh Jennifer, you are a character.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

How can the phrase "shower beer" have to be explained? It's a pretty simple term

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

We get it Pat. You are such a drunk that you have to drink in the shower. It doesnt make you cool or interesting. Especially at 43 years old. I hate FratPat.

 

[The Talking Dead]

43 year old man proud of being a severe alcoholic.

 

[RickReternal]

Worth noting that the mention of Wisconsin drinking culture distances him from the shower beer. Pat’s just AWARE of such practices, you see. He doesn’t like being called a drunk by his protestors.

Dance, clown, dance.

 

[AntSucks]

How can the phrase "shower beer" have to be explained? It's a pretty simple term

It's how he starts his day.

Sometimes he skips the shower.

 

[NoBacon]

How can the phrase "shower beer" have to be explained? It's a pretty simple term

HEY KIDS WANNA HEAR ABOUT BEER SHOWERS?

He yells this through playground gates when he’s drunk.

 

[chewtoycock]

How can the phrase "shower beer" have to be explained? It's a pretty simple term

It's not only self-explanatory but it's something every 16-22 year old budding alcoholic thinks up on their own. I wonder who pat had to shower with to discover this arcane secret.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

It's not only self-explanatory but it's something every 16-22 year old budding alcoholic thinks up on their own. I wonder who pat had to shower with to discover this arcane secret.

He saw Niki doing it, probably while crying

 

[Stent]

Nobody interacts with him without laughing about it afterwards and doing an impression.

 

[Honey Badger]

Did ya?

 

[cliveowen]

Where was he talking to a group of college students outside of Wisconsin?

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

When he stops arguing and childing he does these clever and hilarious posts. X is his Narnia where he can be a high ranking military officer, a spaceman or even a colossal faggot who is revered for every retarded and poorly expressed thought. When he wakes in the morning and the crippling depression hits him he reaches to that phone resumes his role playing before the apnea mask strap lines have a chance to disappear. Pat is having fun and we hate that.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Just be glad that he's showering.

 

[Sputnik]

I only ever drank in the shower when I was a raging alcoholic or when I was banging a chick. Pat only knows of shower beers because he's been smacked with a 40 ounce when helping Raydon clean out his foreskin.


Say only again stupid.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Pretty fucking badass to be chemically dependent on a beverage

 

[EraGodless]

Where was he talking to a group of college students outside of Wisconsin?

They were volunteers at the soup kitchen.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Where was he talking to a group of college students outside of Wisconsin?

Probably at cheap hotels, hostels, or bars he goes to since he can’t afford proper adult places.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Everything he thinks is cool is always so fucking fat and gay.