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@IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 appreciation thread

Child..

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LMAO

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Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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I changed it up to something unique lately
That's going to make the SVU's job a lot easier, I would think a so-called Professor of Applied Rape to be more unobtrusive in dress and manner. Or are you a Russell Brand type rapist, all flash and pomp?
I have the same haircut of an Adam Sandler character from the early 2000s. That's all I'll say.
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Funny, this is more or less how I imagined your resting face.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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The only thing I disagree with is that I’m a MAGA guy - I’ve said before I think Trump is a retard and wish they had anybody else other than the current people running / in office for president. I have voted both Republican and Democrat over the years so I don’t know why I’m called a NPC when I mock Pat for his insane devotion to the democrat party as well as Joe for his “Trump is the real deal” and other stupid shit and looking to Trump like he’s the second coming of Christ. Gonna be real funny when Joe is strapped for cash and tries to sell his Trump playing cards and other junk and realizes all that crap he bought is worthless.

Also, Pat is fat.
 

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I imagine Igotatreeonmyhouse wears short sleeved polo shirts with company logo on the pocket. He's just so NPC. He legit thinks the right/left thing is real and he is a MAGA guy and its part of his motivation for atalkoing Fatrick the biden shill.

He's energetic but in an NPC way, not in a spergy Paul R Nelson/Ashcroft way:


The exclamation in the title...That "Oh man" "Piggy" "Get Fucked, Pat"... ya SubhanAllah its so infuriating lol. NPC boy

He container of coffee's it, then goes home, pecks MrsTreeHouse on the cheek, then proceeds to his one "Hobby" to wind down: Patpost here. And give his milquetoast political/society takes. I love him wallahi, but this is the truth.

All his takes are so milquetoast and almost like AI. Ask him about cars. Ask him about Biden. Pat is at least unintentionally funny (and a crypto jew so he has that jewish spectacle/kafkaesque nature about him) Igotatree is very Gentile, goy, wonderbreadster.

He watched/watches wrestling

lol, I bet he has a buzz cut and wears a fitbit. Reads "Tony Robbins" self help shit...
I don’t wear polos with my company logo, I might be a faggot but I’m not that much of a tool. Is Tony Robbin’s still around? I thought he went into conspiracy stuff or maybe I’m confusing him with someone else.
 
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I guess this post means I finally made it! Also the majority of my posting here is Monday-Friday from 8am to 5pm to pass the time while I’m at work. Nights and weekends are a different story.
Thats cause you're too busy stalking people and murdering them on the weekends
 
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