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If you were put into solitary confinement for six months, what would you do to stay sane?
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Push ups and sit ups. Pacing around and working out how far I’d walked in miles in 6 months, figuring out where I could have ended up if I walked that distance from my home.
I’d at least become chiselled. If I could also read, I don’t think it would be that bad at all.
I’d at least become chiselled. If I could also read, I don’t think it would be that bad at all.
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No books in solitary right? That would be rough. I think I would be ok for years if I had books. When I was in 7th grade I memorized every line of the Breakfast Club so maybe I could just replay that in my mind.
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I can enter my mind palace and access the library within. No harm done. Every aspect of Hitler’s life is contained here *points to head like Patrick*
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Just me muttering “Firstname Lastname… Space Chili’s… Fonald Plump” over and over again crouched in the corner.
I don’t make it, guys.
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I wonder what Derek Chauvin is up to right now. Prob punching the air
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Forgot about him and just did a lil google. Those other three cops that were there are all serving 3-4 years on related charges. Really hammering those guys
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Yeah I've heard that shit is no joke. I wouldn't make it.
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Thats fucking insane. It was like their first week on the job.
What are they supposed to team up and tackle their 15 year veteran guy off of Floyd before they even know what the hell they’re doing
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It's all such a joke. Not to mention one of the guys they were questioning was clearly a drug dealer and of course he faces no punishment. Even though it was his drugs that probably killed the repeat felon...
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Wait, they said I needed to catch up on my sleep? Where, faggot?
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id pretend i was making hilarious posts on the forum
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I'd just drive myself insane immediately, if I'm being honest. I'm assuming that at the point in my life that I'd be staring down six months in the hole there wouldn't be any reason not to.
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I'd probably cry
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yep, I'd have so much written. If I didn't have paper then it'd be solidified in my mind. I'd seem like a mad person acting-out multiple sides of conversation/dialogue. I'd intermittently do push-ups & meditate.
My mind goes to funny places as a coping mechanism, & as I'm getting older 6months seems to fly-by.
I'd do a headstand when I hear the guards coming - the joke is 'I could do this standing on my head'
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In state prisons you get a tablet I could do that shit with the internet. Id had killed for jail when my family lost their home and was homeless for years when I was 18 if I was able to get a tablet like they do now.