If you saw a picture of yourself looking like this, what would you do?

[guyincognito2.0]

Honestly? Probably first thing would be to get blood work done. He looks like he has some hormone imbalance or other medical problem.

I’ve long surmised that that fatbody has Cushing’s:

 

[swole_edging_llc]

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If it was me, I'd stop drinking and actually start a gym regimen.
Since it's Rick we are talking about, I'd at least find a new bar that didn't actually have under-bar lights that illuminated my insane gut ( in pictures that they take of me and post on the internet, probably without my knowledge )
I hear there's a bar called Hooligans near his wife's house?

 

[CuntFucker .]

From when is this picture? And where was it taken?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I wouldn't burn down 2 bars, kill a black Trump supporter, and pal around with convicted child molesters.

 

[PickleRickle]

Hunchback Snowman

Fatniggers From Other Place

 

[WifeStoreWill]