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If you had to pick a shitty malt liquor to drink which would it be?

SpaceEdge

#1 thomas homan superfan
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Fucccckkk I forgot about Sparks. People here called that Sidewalk Slammer, but they started doing it with the revamped Four Loko's after the originals and Sparks were discontinued.
Ya sidewalk slams, I forgot sparks doesn't exist anymore. Idk what alcoholic energy drinks would do to me now that I'm an old
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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Hollywood Ray thinks he’s better than us swill drinkers.
Meanwhile he probably sneaks this garbage when he thinks nobody’s looking:
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chewtoyrapist

Strong. Confident.
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Anyone ever come across this vile shit? My friends and I went through a short phase where we'd pick one up whenever we had to resort to this particularly ghetto liquor store (the only one that we ever saw sold it) for a 3 am beer run.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️subscribe to the bon-fire, crackle crackle❤️
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Anyone ever come across this vile shit? My friends and I went through a short phase where we'd pick one up whenever we had to resort to this particularly ghetto liquor store (the only one that we ever saw sold it) for a 3 am beer run.
From one of the reviews: “look: 5. looks ghetto like a 40 should, looks like 10% alcohol, a Wisconsin product while im a state away from home.”
 

JoshFromMichigan

I miss Norm
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Anyone ever come across this vile shit? My friends and I went through a short phase where we'd pick one up whenever we had to resort to this particularly ghetto liquor store (the only one that we ever saw sold it) for a 3 am beer run.
I've had a lot of shitty beers but that stuff looks heinous.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Found some mickeys grenades at a local corner shop that I havent seen in years. $8.99 a six pack. Better off just getting the 40.oz or just better beer.
 
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