If you could write Jennifer's epitaph.

[Stent]

Prison, stlaker.

 

[Podcasting 101]

"Wrong again, asshole. My mother is quite sweet, and my house is light on closets. I'm just an actual tough guy."

 

[Kurt_Love]

Hooli's for me, forever. Hooli's for you, never.

 

[N64 Cube]

“My wife doesn’t get her pussy farted in, atalker”

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

"Piss Here" and then an "O" centered below that line of text

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

there only Epitaph for Pat is
Here Lies Rick Tomlinson
Absentee Husband and Father

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

“I’m gonna enjoy what happens to you nexsssT”

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Not wishing harm on anyone but imagine that you could choose a single quote to represent your favorite Sci Fi author on their tombstone forever. What would you go with? Don't overthink it.

Right now I'd be torn between three: "I am allowed at all family holidays," "I've met my daughter many times, stlaker," and "PS, the gay space marine is black."

Each has its own way of capturing the real Jennifer, who is basically ten gallons of horseshit in a five gallon bucket.

Great idea you’ve given me.

If I outlive fatso I’m defacing his tombstone with a Dremel.

 

[RickReternal]

“The monster knocked and he answered the door”

 

[TorqueWheeler]

“History’s Greatest Buffoon”

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN

 

[JayFirebrand2]

"Old Testament Sex God"

 

[JayFirebrand2]

"Monday Means Meatloaf"

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“You are not a toilet”

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

“You are not a toilet”

 

[Dog Eater]

608-566-9287

 

[Harry's Enticer]

Deadbeat Fatrick

 

[Chive Turkey]

Eat my entire ass, child.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA?!