If you could write Jennifer's epitaph.

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Not wishing harm on anyone but imagine that you could choose a single quote to represent your favorite Sci Fi author on their tombstone forever. What would you go with? Don't overthink it.

Right now I'd be torn between three: "I am allowed at all family holidays," "I've met my daughter many times, stlaker," and "PS, the gay space marine is black."

Each has its own way of capturing the real Jennifer, who is basically ten gallons of horseshit in a five gallon bucket.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I had sex the day before yesterday, child

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

“I cum in a woman” lol

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

“You did not fart in my wife’s vagina, stlaker” will always win for me. It nicely sums up how ridiculous his life and battle with his detractors was.

 

[Treat Yourself]

"No child, I am not dead. Enjoy prison."

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

“Yeah, it’s a duplex. LOOK IT UP”

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

 

[BigBeanFatty]

"Confusion"

 

[MasterPosHonor]

"I am one of his many fans who feels his voice is important"

 

[DanFielding]

“Death means what I say it does, child.”

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Don’t thank the felon, Keith.

 

[Carlo Hambino]

That is not how oopsie doodles works, stlaker.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Imposter account
Report for impersonation and block

 

[Username]

God works for me now, child.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

FAT

 

[Josef Kuminski]

“This ends when I say so”

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Patrick Sean Tomlinson
1981 -2029
"I Have Ready Access to My Wife's Puss"​

 

[Rodeo Clown]

"My Best Friend Robert, Still Lives"

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Did pat drunkenly forget this wasn't grinder

 

[iBangedQuasi]

My name is not Jennifer, stlaker.