If you could get a free legal pass to kill anyone from the extended O&A universe, who would it be?

[The Fuchitive]

Cumia actively harms children sexually

 

[Monk]

I'd try to kill Rich Vos on June 30th at Paisano's in Rutherford, New Jersey but would probably end up dying myself after rupturing something from laughing so hard.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Imagine allowing a woman who you're not only NOT fucking, but have 0 chance of fucking because she's already married, do that to you. On video no less.

He is going to hang himself at 65 surrounded only his signed celebrity pictures and it's exactly the fate he deserves.

 

[Jenna]

Yeah I wouldn't kill anyone. In minecraft though, it'd be fun to gather 10 of Sam's favorite pro wrestlers so they can beat him to death. Smack him in the head with a chair. Throw him through a table. No stop Kofi Kingston I'm your biggest fan!

 

[guest]

I’d lock faggot Sam up and only feed him steaks and vodka. Fucking queer of a man.

 

[guest]

Yeah I wouldn't kill anyone. In minecraft though, it'd be fun to gather 10 of Sam's favorite pro wrestlers so they can beat him to death. Smack him in the head with a chair. Throw him through a table. No stop Kofi Kingston I'm your biggest fan!

The sick fuck would probably enjoy it.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

The Chinese have all but openly declared war on the United States.

So, if I was American I would probably consider taking down key targets in the demographic of wealthy, powerful Chinese men:

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I'd give Anthony this Jigsaw choice: have sex with a woman over 20 years old, or drink the Drano margarita.

 

[guest]

I'd give Anthony this Jigsaw choice: have sex with a woman over 20 years old, or drink the Drano margarita.

His first question would be "what's the mixer"