If you could backhand one user across their dumb face who would it be?

[Turk February]

so drunkenly and out character I've invited @Turry Fawks to backhand me as he claims he wants to, I'm a little south of him but it's possible.

 

[Stent]

Don't go around touching each other. You'll all end up catching ass cancer.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Don't go around touching each other. You'll all end up catching ass cancer.

again??!

 

[Turry]

Don't go around touching each other. You'll all end up catching ass cancer.

I expected to be heard

 

[Stent]

again??!

You might have immunity to ass cancer if you were exposed to it as a child.

I expected to be heard

Sir, don't do that.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

hypothetically speaking, what kind of legal trouble would, say, a random homeless man get in for cracking @BenDovid in the jaw?
.. pat Dixon style
like a night in the slammer and a misdemeanor assault? you know some lil nigga would do that for $500... hypothetically... homie

 

[Turk February]

hypothetically speaking, what kind of legal trouble would, say, a random homeless man get in for cracking @BenDovid in the jaw?
like a night in the slammer and a misdemeanor assault? you know some lil nigga would do that for $500... hypothetically... homie

depends where you catch him. I think in New York you'd be in big doodoo but in Canada unless you use a weapon and announce you're doing it, its not even assault.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

hypothetically speaking, what kind of legal trouble would, say, a random homeless man get in for cracking @BenDovid in the jaw?
.. pat Dixon style
like a night in the slammer and a misdemeanor assault? you know some lil nigga would do that for $500... hypothetically... homie

as as long as you don't tell him who you are, or premeditate it, then it'd be fine... it should happen like this tho':

 

[Turk February]

Fuck, I gotta wash my hoodie, just a few more hours

 

[Angel Martin]

I would only pimp slap @Mass.gov across the mouth if I'm allowed to fart into my hand first so it would be a fart-slap.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

That would end very badly for you, stlaker.

 

[goo gobbler]

 

[Turry]

I think I proved my point.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

@NormsGhost

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I would only pimp slap @Mass.gov across the mouth if I'm allowed to fart into my hand first so it would be a fart-slap.

That is how ya catch pink eye

 

[Guest]

@NormsGhost

 

[Josef Kuminski]

Don't go around touching each other. You'll all end up catching ass cancer.

F to Phill Marma.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

@yournevergoingtofindme1488

 

[Anna's Community Manager]

F to Phill Marma.

I hope his ghost/his brother both know he was a visionary, the first of his kind

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'd actually like to wrestle Boq to the ground.... only because he probably thinks he's tougher than me, & it'd only be for comedy purposes, I wouldn't actually hurt him