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Sadly, yes.Is he?
Doesn’t he?
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Sadly, yes.Is he?
Doesn’t he?
I was gonna say I'm sure he already does. He's too much of a good boy ally to not be sexually creepyHe doesn’t just go to these conventions to hand sell 3 books. He’s an alpha chad compared to the mutants at those things, I bet he’s banged a few fat broads who regretted it later.
He probably had to eat Cat Rambo’s dusty gray box at Worldcon to get that lawsuit money.I was gonna say I'm sure he already does. He's too much of a good boy ally to not be sexually creepy
If Niki was drowning in a swamp and Adrienne was beckoning him from dry land, he would step on her dumbo-eared head to get to that greasy blonde bitchHe’d leave Nikki for Adrienne if she came back to him.
Imagine caring about a chick who banged your friend, 40 other guys and then her new husband? I'd even cut ties with the kid, why deal with her genes at all? This pathetic pig pretends he cares about a kid he never met just for the chance to see her mom's tits again. How big of an asshole would you have to be that you're relegated to leaving a christmas present on a porch for your daughter? I know a guy who bashed his wife's head in with a frying pan then refused to pay child support for 10 years and even THAT guy gets to take his daughter to restaurants and sometimes on cruises. Pat must have done some insanely awful shit.If Niki was drowning in a swamp and Adrienne was beckoning him from dry land, he would step on her dumbo-eared head to get to that greasy blonde bitch
I've said it on here before, but I know this loser (son of some old friends of my parents) who married some broad, knocked her up, spent most of their marriage getting drunk with her brother rather than spending time with her, then cracked her in the mouth when she started "giving him shit." She divorced him in a record-breakingly short proceedings, I think the whole thing was done in 2 days or something. He is free to see his daughter (who's now almost 18 and doesn't want to see him) every other weekend. He doesn't, but he could if she wanted.Imagine caring about a chick who banged your friend, 40 other guys and then her new husband? I'd even cut ties with the kid, why deal with her genes at all? This pathetic pig pretends he cares about a kid he never met just for the chance to see her mom's tits again. How big of an asshole would you have to be that you're relegated to leaving a christmas present on a porch for your daughter? I know a guy who bashed his wife's head in with a frying pan then refused to pay child support for 10 years and even THAT guy gets to take his daughter to restaurants and sometimes on cruises. Pat must have done some insanely awful shit.
Pat signed 3 different documents before the final tie was severed, right, and that after fucking with Ade and Jon about visitation and shit based on what Jon said? And all THAT after threatening to wait until the kid is born to murder it, then murder Adrienne.Imagine caring about a chick who banged your friend, 40 other guys and then her new husband? I'd even cut ties with the kid, why deal with her genes at all? This pathetic pig pretends he cares about a kid he never met just for the chance to see her mom's tits again. How big of an asshole would you have to be that you're relegated to leaving a christmas present on a porch for your daughter? I know a guy who bashed his wife's head in with a frying pan then refused to pay child support for 10 years and even THAT guy gets to take his daughter to restaurants and sometimes on cruises. Pat must have done some insanely awful shit.
"Tongue punching Negro anus" was one of my favorite go-to NikismsPat and Niki have the kind of open marriage where she goes out and gets her box tongue punched by other middle-aged cat women on the regular while Pat sits on the jizz couch Tweeting at sex workers and pulling on his flacid, angular pizzle.
Of course, he has a lizard brain. It’s like asking if a monitor lizard would feel bad for the offspring of a deer that it just ate alive.
He’d cheat on Niki in a second and wouldn’t even understand why she’s so upset.
Pat would cheat with a tranny.
his website icon on google is also a pineapple makes you thinkbtw, does anyone have the picture of Pat proudly holding a pineapple? I need it for something...
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