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If he tried to lay his hands on me, it would be the last thing he ever did.
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If Alec Baldwin tries to brandish weapons at me to look cool on set, I’m rendering him unconscious immediately.
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He’s cool, I’d hang.
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Why is that something that would worry you? I don't think you're Kevs type.
Would you break his neck if he tried to molest Sue? Jesus would.
Would you break his neck if he tried to molest Sue? Jesus would.
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Yeah if Kevin Spacey liked big fawking tits he'd just fuck women
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If Sarah Silverman tried to fondle my nervous penis, I'd call her a cunt and twist them titties right off.
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If Dick Van Dyke tried to shit in my mouth I'd exhume his mothers corpse and fuck a hole through her belly button.
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You must be new to Baconposting.
Whenever you click on these you have to assume you're being talked to as if you are an NPC in an open world video game about a guy on meds who worships christ and plays warhammer. Think of it like Shutter Island. In his mind, Spacey is trying to rape him so you go with it. If you provide him a reasonable explanation for anything he says it's onto another topic. When all topics are diminished he challenges you to a fight.
Kev is 5"10 in case anyone was wondering
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lol that avatar of yours is something else.
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Early 90s Mel Gibson spits at your feet. Your response. Go.
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And I have plenty of energy to come down there... AND I WILL!!!
"If you ever set foot on my property after being explicitly instructed not to do so, you will immediately find yourself neutralized and held in place until the police arrive to detain you, Melster."
"If you ever set foot on my property after being explicitly instructed not to do so, you will immediately find yourself neutralized and held in place until the police arrive to detain you, Melster."
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Kevin Spacey is like 65 years old and looks like he’s never lifted in his life, if he tries to force himself on me, sexually or otherwise, I’m rearranging his fucking jaw.
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sure you would
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Fawk I remember on Reddit I made a fake post on one of the normie subs regarding Kevin Spacey. I wrote that I worked on the set of the movie 21 and walked in on Spacey masturbating and he threatened to get my job taken away if I said anything to anyone.
I got an overwhelming amount of likes, replies, and direct messages.
I got an overwhelming amount of likes, replies, and direct messages.
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Frozen at first. Then shaking and sobbing from the heartbreak.