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If Kevin Spacey tried to molest me? I’d break his fucking neck.

HR@PaneraBread

10 people use this account, not CB, We Are Panera!
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Why is that something that would worry you? I don't think you're Kevs type.

Would you break his neck if he tried to molest Sue? Jesus would.
You must be new to Baconposting.

Whenever you click on these you have to assume you're being talked to as if you are an NPC in an open world video game about a guy on meds who worships christ and plays warhammer. Think of it like Shutter Island. In his mind, Spacey is trying to rape him so you go with it. If you provide him a reasonable explanation for anything he says it's onto another topic. When all topics are diminished he challenges you to a fight.

Kev is 5"10 in case anyone was wondering
 

TravisPickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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You must be new to Baconposting.

Whenever you click on these you have to assume you're being talked to as if you are an NPC in an open world video game about a guy on meds who worships christ and plays warhammer. Think of it like Shutter Island. In his mind, Spacey is trying to rape him so you go with it. If you provide him a reasonable explanation for anything he says it's onto another topic. When all topics are diminished he challenges you to a fight.

Kev is 5"10 in case anyone was wondering
lol that avatar of yours is something else.
 

Boq the Lonely Faggot

A girl literally called me handsome like yesterday
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And I have plenty of energy to come down there... AND I WILL!!!

"If you ever set foot on my property after being explicitly instructed not to do so, you will immediately find yourself neutralized and held in place until the police arrive to detain you, Melster."
 

NoBacon

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
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You must be new to Baconposting.

Whenever you click on these you have to assume you're being talked to as if you are an NPC in an open world video game about a guy on meds who worships christ and plays warhammer. Think of it like Shutter Island. In his mind, Spacey is trying to rape him so you go with it. If you provide him a reasonable explanation for anything he says it's onto another topic. When all topics are diminished he challenges you to a fight.

Kev is 5"10 in case anyone was wondering

Kevin Spacey is like 65 years old and looks like he’s never lifted in his life, if he tries to force himself on me, sexually or otherwise, I’m rearranging his fucking jaw.
 

HR@PaneraBread

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lol that avatar of yours is something else.
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edit - it's getting replaced by Kevin Spacey if this thread gets to page 5
 
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