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The @DMAN will pay you $500 to suck your white hog to completion no questions asked
The DMAN oughta sue you for slander and gimmick infringement.
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The @DMAN will pay you $500 to suck your white hog to completion no questions asked
I'm just repeating what I've read on every bathroom stall from here to Buenos AiresThe DMAN oughta sue you for slander and gimmick infringement.
I'm down for $1.87 and a bus pass.I need 50000
So what's the problem then you're right there...I would love to get a dog or a cat but I live in an apartment building. Not far to them.
My buddy had a great dane in an apartment and that dog was happy as shit. They mostly want to lay around. Same with English Mastiffs. I had a Rottweiler in an apartment but I just lucked out and happened to get a really good dog.I would love to get a dog or a cat but I live in an apartment building. Not far to them.
Maybe I will steal one of those brown cows.
He's not even far away from them.My buddy had a great dane in an apartment and that dog was happy as shit. They mostly want to lay around. Same with English Mastiffs. I had a Rottweiler in an apartment but I just lucked out and happened to get a really good dog.
You shouldn't be spending money on video game consoles at your age.
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