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This nigga salty he didn't get into the NoBacon Defence Force.
The NBDF is like a tough guy biker gang in the 50s, and he hasn’t got the choreography skills to learn our musical dance numbers.
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This nigga salty he didn't get into the NoBacon Defence Force.
You should try fishing, or is only the king allowed to do that over there?Jesus, I need a new hobby
Chh is really funny. If you don’t think his poking and prodding of boq was funny I dunno what to tell you…the fetter posting is also funny because it’s so stupid and low effort but the dude reacts every time.My problem is nobody dares fight with NoBacon or the almighty CHH because they're the sacred cows of off-topic.
Bunch of Paulie Walnuts smiling and clapping "Good one boss! CQ_1 is Fetterman because they're both retarded!"
we surveyed 100 faggots. The top 30 answers are on the board.Oh @admin may we settle this who has the most car crashes? Among everyone on this forum, I'm sure me and CHH are both in the top 10.
BenDovid | 4969 |
NewJersey.gov | 3957 |
ETAOIN SHRDLU | 2302 |
HH Brother | 1485 |
Salted Earth Truffle | 1472 |
Jenna | 1134 |
chocolatehellhole | 1061 |
medium wyzzz | 859 |
ShutYourCakeHorn | 726 |
DMAN | 675 |
NormsGhost | 617 |
Ace Orenstein | 605 |
Sue Lightning | 585 |
More Worser | 563 |
CuntFucker | 561 |
NoBacon | 555 |
RobertMewler | 551 |
captain_kamala | 477 |
Riccardo Bosi | 467 |
Sex Offender Joe | 444 |
johnnynoname | 439 |
Mr. Faggotry | 381 |
BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 | 366 |
Volkov | 353 |
Consensual Rapist | 350 |
Turk February | 305 |
PogromStallone | 297 |
Cuphead | 295 |
Meownaw | 293 |
Milk74 | 275 |
Made the list twicewe surveyed 100 faggots. The top 30 answers are on the board.
BenDovid 4969 [URL='http://NewJersey.gov']NewJersey.gov[/URL] 3957 ETAOIN SHRDLU 2302 HH Brother 1485 Salted Earth Truffle 1472 Jenna 1134 chocolatehellhole 1061 medium wyzzz 859 ShutYourCakeHorn 726 DMAN 675 NormsGhost 617 Ace Orenstein 605 Sue Lightning 585 More Worser 563 CuntFucker 561 NoBacon 555 RobertMewler 551 captain_kamala 477 Riccardo Bosi 467 Sex Offender Joe 444 johnnynoname 439 Mr. Faggotry 381 BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 366 Volkov 353 Consensual Rapist 350 Turk February 305 PogromStallone 297 Cuphead 295 Meownaw 293 Milk74 275
we surveyed 100 faggots. The top 30 answers are on the board.
BenDovid 4969 NewJersey.gov 3957 ETAOIN SHRDLU 2302 HH Brother 1485 Salted Earth Truffle 1472 Jenna 1134 chocolatehellhole 1061 medium wyzzz 859 ShutYourCakeHorn 726 DMAN 675 NormsGhost 617 Ace Orenstein 605 Sue Lightning 585 More Worser 563 CuntFucker 561 NoBacon 555 RobertMewler 551 captain_kamala 477 Riccardo Bosi 467 Sex Offender Joe 444 johnnynoname 439 Mr. Faggotry 381 BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 366 Volkov 353 Consensual Rapist 350 Turk February 305 PogromStallone 297 Cuphead 295 Meownaw 293 Milk74 275
Poor Volkovwe surveyed 100 faggots. The top 30 answers are on the board.
BenDovid 4969 NewJersey.gov 3957 ETAOIN SHRDLU 2302 HH Brother 1485 Salted Earth Truffle 1472 Jenna 1134 chocolatehellhole 1061 medium wyzzz 859 ShutYourCakeHorn 726 DMAN 675 NormsGhost 617 Ace Orenstein 605 Sue Lightning 585 More Worser 563 CuntFucker 561 NoBacon 555 RobertMewler 551 captain_kamala 477 Riccardo Bosi 467 Sex Offender Joe 444 johnnynoname 439 Mr. Faggotry 381 BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 366 Volkov 353 Consensual Rapist 350 Turk February 305 PogromStallone 297 Cuphead 295 Meownaw 293 Milk74 275
He past.Poor Volkov
Chh is really funny. If you don’t think his poking and prodding of boq was funny I dunno what to tell you…the fetter posting is also funny because it’s so stupid and low effort but the dude reacts every time.
Nobacon is like you: 99% full of shit and looking to bother people. It would not shock me if you were him.
we surveyed 100 faggots. The top 30 answers are on the board.
BenDovid 4969 NewJersey.gov 3957 ETAOIN SHRDLU 2302 HH Brother 1485 Salted Earth Truffle 1472 Jenna 1134 chocolatehellhole 1061 medium wyzzz 859 ShutYourCakeHorn 726 DMAN 675 NormsGhost 617 Ace Orenstein 605 Sue Lightning 585 More Worser 563 CuntFucker 561 NoBacon 555 RobertMewler 551 captain_kamala 477 Riccardo Bosi 467 Sex Offender Joe 444 johnnynoname 439 Mr. Faggotry 381 BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 366 Volkov 353 Consensual Rapist 350 Turk February 305 PogromStallone 297 Cuphead 295 Meownaw 293 Milk74 275
I get left out of EVERYTHING! I HATE YOU ALL! I HATE MY LIFE! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!we surveyed 100 faggots. The top 30 answers are on the board.
BenDovid 4969 NewJersey.gov 3957 ETAOIN SHRDLU 2302 HH Brother 1485 Salted Earth Truffle 1472 Jenna 1134 chocolatehellhole 1061 medium wyzzz 859 ShutYourCakeHorn 726 DMAN 675 NormsGhost 617 Ace Orenstein 605 Sue Lightning 585 More Worser 563 CuntFucker 561 NoBacon 555 RobertMewler 551 captain_kamala 477 Riccardo Bosi 467 Sex Offender Joe 444 johnnynoname 439 Mr. Faggotry 381 BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 366 Volkov 353 Consensual Rapist 350 Turk February 305 PogromStallone 297 Cuphead 295 Meownaw 293 Milk74 275
It's a long way to get into the top 5 but dammit I'll get there
You try your absolute hardest to be the most popular boy on onaforums, you have half the car crashes I do, and still my reaction score/post ratio is higher than you.
How about more Zarbon posting and less "stalk Jenna around onaforums" posting? Everyone's sick of our "feud" except you.
I got invited back into the inner circle chats and they all apologised to me and said I was hilarious and I left and told them to kick rocks, buddy.
I only want to amuse myself and your humiliating rap will always achieve that.
That last part may be easier said than done…Terminally online people giving each other awards for wasting the most time online
In terms of quality posts, nobody here can even come close to me
Have sex
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