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If I become #1 poster on this sub i’m leaving.

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@NoBacon

10,364 messages, 89,617 score = 8.64695 ribs/post

@chocolatehellhole

8,428 messages, 42,464 score = 5.03844 ribs/post

Jenna, who has been a forum heel forever, has no forum friends since Dan left, got kicked out every private chat and has never DMed anyone to form a rib alliance

6258 messages, 55472 score = 8.86417 ribs/post

Wow, as hard as I try to be hated I'm still more entertaining than christiandiaryposting or the Fetterman spammer.
I’m your friend you ungrateful, disloyal, CUNT!
 

Jenna

be nice to Jenna
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67,895
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You guys know you can see that right?
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Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
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33,532
I meant total. Although I'm already regretting the challenge as CHH has spent oh so many more nights than me fighting with Boq or CQ and absorbing those crashes. If I could commit to the schedule he spends on this website, I could get the most crashes.
I like you Jenna. I do. But fighting with boq and the senator is more fun than 98% of non site activities I can think of.
 

Jenna

be nice to Jenna
Forum Clout
67,895
I like you Jenna. I do. But fighting with boq and the senator is more fun than 98% of non site activities I can think of.

My problem is nobody dares fight with NoBacon or the almighty CHH because they're the sacred cows of off-topic.

Bunch of Paulie Walnuts smiling and clapping "Good one boss! CQ_1 is Fetterman because they're both retarded!"
 

Safka's Enticer

WOULD
Forum Clout
126,115
@NoBacon

10,364 messages, 89,617 score = 8.64695 ribs/post

@chocolatehellhole

8,428 messages, 42,464 score = 5.03844 ribs/post

Jenna, who has been a forum heel forever, has no forum friends since Dan left, got kicked out every private chat and has never DMed anyone to form a rib alliance

6258 messages, 55472 score = 8.86417 ribs/post

Wow, as hard as I try to be hated I'm still more entertaining than christiandiaryposting or the Fetterman spammer.
Rib hoarding in lit Crit doesn't count, "Pat = Fat" -> 30 ribs

we need -LitCrit stats. This is why I voted @DMAN president
 

soulbrotherman#1

Specifically a quarter retarded
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15,537
@NoBacon

10,364 messages, 89,617 score = 8.64695 ribs/post

@chocolatehellhole

8,428 messages, 42,464 score = 5.03844 ribs/post

Jenna, who has been a forum heel forever, has no forum friends since Dan left, got kicked out every private chat and has never DMed anyone to form a rib alliance

6258 messages, 55472 score = 8.86417 ribs/post

Wow, as hard as I try to be hated I'm still more entertaining than christiandiaryposting or the Fetterman spammer.
We really need some kind of K/D measuring system otherwise everyone here is essentially lower than Nigger Jim because he'll make 10 threads a day about semen retention caused frustrations
 
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Your account is over 2 years older than mine, yet only twice as many col’s.
My problem is nobody dares fight with NoBacon or the almighty CHH because they're the sacred cows of off-topic.

Bunch of Paulie Walnuts smiling and clapping "Good one boss! CQ_1 is Fetterman because they're both retarded!"
I’ve bullied both of them, but we’re now all butt buddies.

Who do I like more? CHH gave me some sound electronic assistance…You gave me laughter via humiliating yourself. It’s a tough one man.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

missy simp ❤️
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98,707
I only have 314 car crashes. Looks like I have to pump up da numbahs a bit. Pretty sure 95% of them are from the same two people. The data implies that I’m more unfunny than controversial, *sniff*
I generally get along with the black people that I work with and I think being racist is a sign of low intelligence.
 
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My problem is nobody dares fight with NoBacon or the almighty CHH because they're the sacred cows of off-topic.

Bunch of Paulie Walnuts smiling and clapping "Good one boss! CQ_1 is Fetterman because they're both retarded!"

What kind of delusional world are you living in, it’s not december 2022 still.
There is no chh chaingang following the puppet master, that’s cope you use since the forum turned on you after the rap debacle.

Everyone sees you as an unfunny, caddy fat fruit that can make a clever quip once in a while, that’s it

Same with nobacon, except he is even less grounded in reality

Chh is honestly head and shoulders above both of you, it’s not even debatable with the amount of milk he pulled from boq.
I randomly laugh thinking about his “meek and quaint” voice on youtube as compared to his tough guy big dick online persona.

Oh and bonnie, this meta “bit” you’re doing sucks.

Yea, i say it like it is, I KNOW.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

missy simp ❤️
Forum Clout
98,707
What kind of delusional world are you living in, it’s not december 2022 still.
There is no chh chaingang following the puppet master, that’s cope you use since the forum turned on you after the rap debacle.

Everyone sees you as an unfunny, caddy fat fruit that can make a clever quip once in a while, that’s it

Same with nobacon, except he is even less grounded in reality

Chh is honestly head and shoulders above both of you, it’s not even debatable with the amount of milk he pulled from boq.
I randomly laugh thinking about his “meek and quaint” voice on youtube as compared to his tough guy big dick online persona.

Oh and bonnie, this meta “bit” you’re doing sucks.

Yea, i say it like it is, I KNOW.
I don’t do any sort of bit. Meta or otherwise. Above all else, real!
 

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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45,578
What kind of delusional world are you living in, it’s not december 2022 still.
There is no chh chaingang following the puppet master, that’s cope you use since the forum turned on you after the rap debacle.

Everyone sees you as an unfunny, caddy fat fruit that can make a clever quip once in a while, that’s it

Same with nobacon, except he is even less grounded in reality

Chh is honestly head and shoulders above both of you, it’s not even debatable with the amount of milk he pulled from boq.
I randomly laugh thinking about his “meek and quaint” voice on youtube as compared to his tough guy big dick online persona.

Oh and bonnie, this meta “bit” you’re doing sucks.

Yea, i say it like it is, I KNOW.

This nigga salty he didn't get into the NoBacon Defence Force.
 
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