If Fat played an Instrument?

[Prince Bvstin]

Here's Riff Strummer.

"I was birthed in a motor city recording booth to the sound of Led Zeppelin and Chuck Berry. My mother hand stitched the plastic bezels on Marshall amps straight off the line and my father individually crafted the humbuckers on every 1970s era Les Paul Epiphone in uptown DC to the sound of U-street GoGo. I'm here to give you practical and essential advice to keep your novelty slide whistle in mint factory fresh condition."

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Here's Riff Strummer.

"I was birthed in a motor city recording booth to the sound of Led Zeppelin and Chuck Berry. My mother hand stitched the plastic bezels on Marshall amps straight off the line and my father individually crafted the humbuckers on every 1970s era Les Paul Epiphone in uptown DC to the sound of U-street GoGo. I'm here to give you practical and essential advice to keep your novelty slide whistle in mint factory fresh condition."

Axe Wielder

 

[AliceWorquer]

I'm honestly surprised he doesn't lie about that. I mean he lies about being a martial artist, about being able to bench 250lbs, being in shape etc. Might as well lie about one more thing.

Little social experiment - If one of the rascals from Reddit who texts him said to him "You don't play any musical instruments", I guarantee he'd respond with "wrong again, staIker". It'd fun to see which musical instrument he'd lie about playing. "I am quite adept at the didgeridoo, staIker. Now hush and enjoy prison".

That's a great bit. Pick random activities and tell him he's never done them. See what happens.

"Bzzzzt. Wrong, child. I play jai alai every Wednesday. Enjoy prison"

"No, stlaker. I am a very skilled embroiderer. You are just cripplingly stupid"

Etc

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Nikki plays a mean Rusty Trombone

 

[MonsterSteve]

Imagine how cocky he would be if he had any talent whatsoever. He really is devoid of any talent (or muscle).

 

[FatPatsBaps]

It would be the drums, because when Pat gets fawkin' angry he goes to those dark places where he just wants to bang something. His fury can't be contained, and can only be safely let out by making several loud noises.

Plus, how contrarian and left-field would it be to be a drummer instead of lead guitarist or singer? I mean, who does that?

 

[Stent]

It would be the drums, because when Pat gets fawkin' angry he goes to those dark places where he just wants to bang something. His fury can't be contained, and can only be safely let out by making several loud noises.

Plus, how contrarian and left-field would it be to be a drummer instead of lead guitarist or singer? I mean, who does that?

Plus drum solos are the most obnoxious shit. Suits him perfectly.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Pat would probably love Deltron 3030, and I'm thankful he's never heard of it.

that's too cool of a reference for half this board, let alone Rick.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

that's too cool of a reference for half this board, let alone Rick.

... if it was 2010, syke!

(I hedged my bets here so I can't be taken seriously & called a fool)

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Pat probably barely listens to music

 

[Turk February]

I play the hurdy gurdy, child.

You are not a Bear, child, and you did not write the theme to Black Sails. I did. Enjoy prison

 

[PogromStallone]

Imagine his hot takes on any genre of music Or about his musical skills?

I am glad he sticks to "Foo Fighters slaps child".

I would hate Musician fatrick.

Y'all have slept on David Bowie. Did you know that Ashes to Ashes was actually a followup to one of his earlier songs?

 

[Meownaw]

Y'all have slept on David Bowie. Did you know that Ashes to Ashes was actually a followup to one of his earlier songs?

Y'all have been sleeping on Metallica.

 

[Момент Силышенко]