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If Fat played an Instrument?
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He would be one of those "music theory destroys creativity" because he's to dumb to grasp it
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I'm honestly surprised he doesn't lie about that. I mean he lies about being a martial artist, about being able to bench 250lbs, being in shape etc. Might as well lie about one more thing.
Little social experiment - If one of the rascals from Reddit who texts him said to him "You don't play any musical instruments", I guarantee he'd respond with "wrong again, staIker". It'd fun to see which musical instrument he'd lie about playing. "I am quite adept at the didgeridoo, staIker. Now hush and enjoy prison".
Little social experiment - If one of the rascals from Reddit who texts him said to him "You don't play any musical instruments", I guarantee he'd respond with "wrong again, staIker". It'd fun to see which musical instrument he'd lie about playing. "I am quite adept at the didgeridoo, staIker. Now hush and enjoy prison".
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Ironic, considering he is neither learned nor creative, even in his supposed domain of literature.
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“You don’t play any musical instruments”
“Wrong as always stlaker, I play many instruments and I am quite good at all of them”
“Playing the skin flute doesn’t count, Pat”
“….”
“Enjoy Prison, stlaker”
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He would just be a contrarian to whatever republican musician was in the news that week.
“Hot take, I’ve never found Ted Nugent talented and am pretty sure all my friends who like stranglehold were nuts or screwing with me”
“Hot take, I’ve never found Ted Nugent talented and am pretty sure all my friends who like stranglehold were nuts or screwing with me”
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Very astute observation. Fat is a child of the 80s, you never hear about the classic rock bands from him.
Y'all slept on Deep Purple, child.
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I have a piano at my historic town home, stlaker
[TTT: didnt say he plays it]
[TTT: didnt say he plays it]
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I can imagine him playing some fruity instrument like a clarinet or tambourine, time to make a new alt called Patrick S Tambourineson I guess.
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I also heard Kyle could flood basements with his guitar solos
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Pat would probably love Deltron 3030, and I'm thankful he's never heard of it.
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I play the hurdy gurdy, child.
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The only thing faggoty enough for him to play is the theremin.
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his great friend Jackson Jones can teach him how to play in A minor
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That's actually a PFG instrument. *Sniff*
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"No, atalker bandmate, I am not out of tune. Those are your delusions again. Enjoy prison."
Also Nikki has a whole orchestra's worth of negro butt trumpet players over all the time to perform in the concert hall that is her stupid pussy.
Also Nikki has a whole orchestra's worth of negro butt trumpet players over all the time to perform in the concert hall that is her stupid pussy.