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If at first you don't succeed...

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His new excuse for not leaving X is he thinks staying there and obsessively posting 18 hours a day is costing Elon Musk money.

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Edit: One of his convicted child sex offender friends liked his post.

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patrick is fat

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people literally get paid to tweet and he chooses not to and he still thinks he’s sticking it to elmo
Probably that, but mostly because he doesn't want Quasi/"John Doe" and his lawyers tracking his earnings.

He needs to keep up the facade that he's a big deal bestselling author who needs no other money than his book sales, as well as shorting Tesla stock.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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One hour later and his original tweet got around 16 extra likes:

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Twitter is the one thing he's dedicated his life to and he fucking sucks at it.
There are 8565 views on that tweet, and only 4.3% of them have cared enough to tap that "Like" button.

Nobody gives a shit, Pat; from Twitter's perspective, you're yesterday's news.
 

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There are 8565 views on that tweet, and only 4.3% of them have cared enough to tap that "Like" button.

Nobody gives a shit, Pat; from Twitter's perspective, you're yesterday's news.
Unironically, I want to hear Captain 1.78's take on aliens. I'm really disappointed that he couldn't summon up enough bots, trolls, and actual followers to his 1k like number. I'm hoping that his oppositional defiant disorder kicks in and he scraps that metric and just tweets about aliens 👽 anyway-
 
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