If Abe Vigoda was alive I'd stab him in the head

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda starred in the godfather, he was the lead

This marks my son I don't mention, Vance Vigoda's 100th signed photo!

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Disgusting.

I really just needed an excuse to type Vigotoshop

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Yes. What? Do you want a signed photo or somethin? You have to flatter me in a way that makes you look and feel gay.

No, Abester, I don't want a proverbial signed photo. The knowledge of your pfp is sure fire enough for me.

I asked because we didn't get along on the subreddit iirc. I wonder if you getting chased around with butcher knives and scalpels brought you around to the hilarious version you are now versus then? Sometimes a bootlipped nigger needs a lil PTSD to bring 'em 'round, ya nigger nose what I'm saiadsin'?! Or, perhaps, I was the asshole nigger cunt then and you've always been the great Abester?! Entirely possible! Not that we had any major run ins (you wouldn't even remember me anyway from the subreddit... I don't even recall the name I used anymore), but I think the one or two comments we did have back and forth we didn't gel very well. Unlike now, we rib just about everyday! You're one of my top 5 reads when I peruse this denizen of degenerate debauchery.

Was just curious if you were the same GhostOfAbe?! I only remember a couple of names on here from the old sub and you are one of them.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

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I pirated this version of Vigotoshop and it's a piece of fawking garbage but I think I made my point

Bwahahaha! My rib nigga!

 

[Stent]

You're my favourite poster, Turrance. Don't tell @Stent he'll be a fag about it.

I'm a fag about everything. It's my thing.

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I pirated this version of Vigotoshop and it's a piece of fawking garbage but I think I made my point

Dat Nigoda can't breev.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Dat Nigoda can't breev.

Can't act, either. You hear that @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda? I said you can't act.

 

[Dog Eater]

She never got me with the scalpel. She stabbed me with a big fucking kitchen knife which I'd prefer over a scalpel any day.

I was taking my morning shit today and heard a guy next door getting stabbed by his girlfriend lmao. Loads of screaming and sobbing first then I hear him go “YOU STABBED ME! YOU STABBED ME!” and her yelling that she didn’t. I didn’t call anyone or intervene but as I left for work there was an ambulance staged on the street waiting for cops.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was taking my morning shit today and heard a guy next door getting stabbed by his girlfriend lmao. Loads of screaming and sobbing first then I hear him go “YOU STABBED ME! YOU STABBED ME!” and her yelling that she didn’t. I didn’t call anyone or intervene but as I left for work there was an ambulance staged on the street waiting for cops.

I never verbally acknowledged her stabbing me at the time but when I sent her pictures when I was in the hospital she pretended she didn't know what it was. "You stabbed me." "No I didn't." Fucking cunts.

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

I was taking my morning shit today and heard a guy next door getting stabbed by his girlfriend lmao. Loads of screaming and sobbing first then I hear him go “YOU STABBED ME! YOU STABBED ME!” and her yelling that she didn’t. I didn’t call anyone or intervene but as I left for work there was an ambulance staged on the street waiting for cops.

You and your “wife” live in housing projects?

 

[Dog Eater]

You and your “wife” live in housing projects?

No but I wish these neighbours did.