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If Abe Vigoda was alive I'd stab him in the head

Hudson Margera-Hughes

Heyyyy, HELLHOLE ADLsters...
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She never got me with the scalpel. She stabbed me with a big fucking kitchen knife which I'd prefer over a scalpel any day.
That's why I proposed it with a question mark, Abraham. Big ass Michael Myers butcher knife 🔪, you say! Even more fuel for my ongoing loch ness monster/Jacklyn The Scottish Ripper Whore nightmares. Bitch doin' the ol'' one-two with a butcher knife/scalpel combo. Nasty nigger nosed shit

And fix that goddamn floor so I don't have to keep falling through it, Abester!
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Greased Beast
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That's why I proposed it with a question mark, Abraham. Big ass Michael Myers butcher knife 🔪, you say! Even more fuel for my ongoing loch ness monster/Jacklyn The Scottish Ripper Whore nightmares. Bitch doin' the ol'' one-two with a butcher knife/scalpel combo.

And fix that goddamn floor so I don't have to keep falling through it, Abester!
Don't you fucking Abraham me
 

Turry

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Brutal and hateful.

You're my favourite poster, Turrance. Don't tell @Stent he'll be a fag about it.
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I pirated this version of Vigotoshop and it's a piece of fawking garbage but I think I made my point
 
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