I'd really like to get the thoughts of Kiwi Farms user, Dan Mullen on recent events

[HotDogJoe]

He seems like a witty guy from his posts on there. He makes references to old timey shows like The Simpsons that I simply don't understand because I'm a millennial and that show first aired in the 60s I believe.

Anyway, he seems like an amiable sort of fella who doesn't take himself too seriously, so it'd be cool if he did some sort of round up of all the stuff that's being going on recently; maybe in audio format.

What do you guys think? Please keep the comments constructive and non-offensive to women. Many thanks

 

[pattypatfatfat]

married to a 9 - she might have cute single friends we can perhaps kiss
rubber dogshit empire - can fund a lot of amazon gift cards for video games and no laptop will go uncharged.
extra chromosomes - to share with the boyz

We should let him in our treehouse
in the tree
on my house

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Who?

 

[Meownaw]

I think it would be a real hoot if he made a thread called DAN MULLEN HATE THREAD and then act like that would work and stop the hate!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It’d be great if it could be around 3-4 hours long, 4 nights a week. All to watch 1 clip. Don’t think any other faggots do something similar to that.

 

[Jenna]

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEE
I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMESSSSSS
TO TELL YOU
IM SORRY
FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE
BUT WHEN I CALL YOU
NEVER SEEM TO BE HOME
HELLO FROM THE OUTSIDEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AT LEAST I CAN SAY THAT I TRIEDDDD
TO TELL YOU
IM SORRY
FOR BREAKING YOUR HEART
BUT IT DONT MATTER
IT CLEARLY
DOESN'T SET YOU APART
ANYMORE

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

This Dan guy was in a frat I think. You know those places where the bros get together and pull off epic prank shenanigans? Now he’s older and domesticated but that doesn’t stop him from having a few
Pops (shandies) and spending 4 hours laughing at a mentally retarded man in milwaukee.

I like the cut of his jib (simpsons reference Dan, but you probably knew that).

He also has a wife named Favelia or something.

 

[TheYepster]

I wonder if he ever heard of the 2nd best shock jock radio show Opie and Anthony

 

[Udders]

Dan catching more shit.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

We should let him in our treehouse
in the tree
on my house

He could give us blowjobs

 

[JebJoh]

He could give us blowjobs

Or thinking along those lines he could start a podcast with pancakes house.

 

[TheYepster]

He could give us blowjobs

Wwaw the comedy bit Monster Blink

 

[Snake]

He could give us blowjobs

 

[Meownaw]

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MullenPox or FlaviaPox which ever makes more sense.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

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I never liked you anyway. Very topical use of the faggot monkey pox in the photoshop of a Sopranos reference though.

 

[captain_kamala]

i'm the one who gave him monkeypox. i definitely have it.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

i'm the one who gave him monkeypox. i definitely have it.

These zits are just your many ingrown hairs, child.

 

[CuntFucker .]

MullenPox or FlaviaPox which ever makes more sense.

You shouldn't let either of those guys suck you... If that's how it's transmitted. I'm not a scientist, you know?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

These zits are just your many ingrown hairs, child.

They call them razor bumps in the coMMuniTy, or so I hear.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

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He any good? What the fuck am I askin you for? You probably taught him how.