I'd love to make pig noises in the audience

[turdcutter]

Unfunny fat fucking faggot.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Tickets still available

 

[SFWA liaison]

The toy convention in which The Lappening occured is this weekend. Wonderfest in Louisville KY. I suspect it might be at one of the parties they throw but couldn't find much info in 20 seconds of googling.

 

[CompoundBasement]

 

[Brooke Shields]

making these noises

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I'm betting his set is 25% politics sperging, 25% star wars/trek puns or some other dork shit, and 50% schizophrenic rambling about stlakers and swattings and internet hate mobs. I gotta see this.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I'm betting his set is 25% politics sperging, 25% star wars/trek puns or some other dork shit, and 50% schizophrenic rambling about stlakers and swattings and internet hate mobs. I gotta see this.

100% chance he has material about being SWATted 42 times and "so that's a thing that happened."

 

[guest]

He’s going to look even more fat and sweaty under any type of stage lighting.

 

[FamilyDollar]

"I got swatted 42 times by an internet cyberstalking community"

DID YA?

 

[Brooke Shields]

100% chance he has material about being SWATted 42 times and "so that's a thing that happened."

If there's one thing I know about standup, it's that incredibly niche and esoteric material about yourself fuckin kills

 

[DooDooBrown]

stlakers be swatting!

 

[Treat Yourself]

"Haaaaamburger. I eat a lot of 'em. Anyone had the boy burger at Hoolies? My friends at the SFWA love 'em raw! Hello? Is this thing on?"

 

[Jenna]

100% chance he has material about being SWATted 42 times and "so that's a thing that happened."

You'd think the Milwaukee PD would get their heads out of their collective asses and do something about it, but no. No. They do absolutely nothing. *Chuckles*

(Silence)

Like hmmm, we were just at this guy's house last week and that turned out to be a SWATTing attempt from my cyberstlakers. Let me just rub my only two brain cells together and figure out that this is another SWATTing attempt. *Chuckles* No. They don't do that. No, send another SWAT team to this house to point guns at the owners. That's the right call.

(Someone coughs)

Knock knock! It's the Milwaukee PD! We have once again fallen for the lies of the people trying to kill you! *Chuckles* Please, it is important we put your family's life in danger and wake you up at 3 am because we don't learn anything ever! *Chuckles* Absolutely insane. Absolutely insane how incompetent they are.

(Patrick makes a durr face and hits the mic against his temple)

I'm a sergeant for the Milwaukee PD, I can't even remember which way I'm supposed to put on my pants, nevertheless understand when an innocent citizen is being threatened by his cyberstlakers so I can step in and actually do something about it instead of just shooting innocent black people! *Chuckles*

(Sound of ice cubes clinking)

So Elon Musk bought twitter...

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

making these noises

Randy hates meatloaf

 

[Coonskin]

Lmao is he talking about the Bremen Cafe where they give everyone 2 minutes and the only people showing up are the "comics" working out their material?

That's not a guest set faggot. What happened? I thought we took away his self proclaimed comedian status?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Lmao is he talking about the Bremen Cafe where they give everyone 2 minutes and the only people showing up are the "comics" working out their material?

That's not a guest set faggot. What happened? I thought we took away his self proclaimed comedian status?

He tried to make it sound like he was invited when he just invited himself.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

He’s going to look even more fat and sweaty under any type of stage lighting.

Richard Breyer...like the ice cream cuz he's fat
"That Pigger's Crazy!"
"Is it something I ate?"
"Here and Fat."

 

[Turk February]

If it's just an open mic and we got someone in the area, just go up before him and do a whole set reciting his tweets. Unsettle him without being obvious to the audience. Real East German shit.

 

[guest]

I miss my ex-life