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Ich bin eine fette Schwuchtel mit Schlampentitten
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"Für meinen deutschen Folgern: Ich und meine Frau haben in diese Dokumentation über blahblah aufgetreten. Sie sich mal an, dieses Zeug ist gruselig."
Probably still wrong and awkward. I know "auftreten" means either "to perform" or "to occur", not "to feature" as Piggy intends it here. So that's another fuck up.
@JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler is right, a German speaker would have an aneurysm reading Rick's blatherings.
"Many mine letter me have save tomorrow at the post office"
Probably still wrong and awkward. I know "auftreten" means either "to perform" or "to occur", not "to feature" as Piggy intends it here. So that's another fuck up.
@JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler is right, a German speaker would have an aneurysm reading Rick's blatherings.
"Many mine letter me have save tomorrow at the post office"
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Jesus, she looks like she's in one of those orange jumpsuit Jihadi John ISIS videos.
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I speak minimal German but right off the bat "treten meine Frau und ich... auf" is driving me nuts. He took his awful English and 1:1 translated it into total garbage. I know his full blown narcissism and need to appear like an expert on everything is the reason for him even trying to look like he knows German well enough to converse in it, but why wouldn't he at least try to get it right? And why even write in German when like 99.9% of all German-speaking followers of Pat on Twitter already know English? Does he think he has German followers who don't know English? If this behavior was from anyone other than Pat, I wouldn't believe it.
Also funny in this video is Niki saying "what can we do to defend ourselves?" when literally all that needs to happen is for her husband to stop tweeting and texting his cyberstlakers 24 hours a day. If she took away his phone for like three weeks, everyone would forget about him. This place has an attention span <1 day.
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I just love kids with Paul Weimar. They call it “pedophilia”
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I gotta say it's well beyond that point for poor piggy. Even if he had a divine revelation/heroic mushroom trip today and quit the internet and quietly worked toward unfucking his life he still has at least a couple of years before this is all behind him.
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That has been up all day and thats all the attention he could get. I bet he thought it would an international story. Everyone is sick of seeing his lame shit in their timeline.
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Nein Kind, du hast nicht in meiner Frau Vagina gefurzt. Das sind deine Delusionen.
Husche nun! Geniesse das Gefängnis!
Husche nun! Geniesse das Gefängnis!
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Most of his followers are inactive, sock accounts, bots, and have him muted. The only time he gets any boost in engagement is when he's retweeted/mentioned by a high profile account, but it's all phony and temporary because they're usually "ShareBlue" shills.
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Its always interesting to see him being two faced. In his interviews he acts like he scared and helpless but in text and on twitter he talks tough and acts like he isnt bothered at all.
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He's a retard, but his retardation manifests in the English that he typed into Google Translate.
If he actually knew how to write English, he'd have gotten a reasonable German translation:
Auftreten is a separable verb and can mean "to appear"
A real German would probably have said "Doku" instead of "Dokumentation," but the rest of Google's version is spot on.
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He’s absolutely loving this attention. The SWATTing plan worked perfectly, child.
Good god is he insanely ugly though. He’d made a burn victim feel better about themselves.
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Nigga looks like Bam Margera. That's not a compliment, Patrick.
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It was pointed out by the KF guys but it’s very telling how Pat obviously loves this attention on these news reports while claiming to be in fear for his life and safety. He can’t help but smile and look happy while also trying to convince people his life is in danger. If you watch the news when they interview actual victims they aren’t happy to be talking to the news about their bad situation.
Niki doesn’t look that bad because of the “SWATTings”, she looks that bad because she knows this is all her dumb husbands fault but it’s far too late to fix it and she’s in fear of her life from what HE will do if she doesn’t go along with it. He’s a sick and evil man.
Also fat.
Niki doesn’t look that bad because of the “SWATTings”, she looks that bad because she knows this is all her dumb husbands fault but it’s far too late to fix it and she’s in fear of her life from what HE will do if she doesn’t go along with it. He’s a sick and evil man.
Also fat.
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All of these videos will be picked apart by the true crime youtubers after Pat goes final solution
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why did Pat never share the Telemundo piece with his Latinx followers?
I'm so sorry, Mrs Badger
I'm so sorry, Mrs Badger
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The wife has always looked a certain way. Look at her mom. She's her mom with a long black wig. She's just not particularly pretty or feminine. There's nothing remarkable about her.
It explains why she had such low self esteem to let a loser like fatso fuck her on the first date and then give up on life to marry him right afterward.
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When Pat went swimming with his phone in Mexico and as a result stopped tweeting and replying to texts for a week people had already forgotten about him then.