I wrote a book.

[Patrick O'Neal]

I've already done this gag by the way.

 

[guest]

Nice future doxxing yourself, stupid

The old Pete Townsend defence. His posts here were "research."

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

No, it’s a modern take on A Christmas Carol, and follows Bob Crachit, who is left broke and destitute after losing all his bitcoin and etherium on several defunct crypto exchanges. So he travels to the Bahamas, teams up with a local black lesbian, and starts to track the crypto pirates down.

I hope the crypto pirates are all straight, white men. Otherwise, it'll never be picked up.

 

[RickReternal]

Nice future doxxing yourself, stupid

Guys guys, he says he’s writing it under a pseudonym.

 

[Harry's Enticer]

Guys guys, he says he’s writing it under a pseudonym.

That never protected anyone

I hope he uses Nick Gerlips

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I’d go with Gregg Gibson

 

[Handsome_Pat]

I’m thinking Philip Marma Jr. for a pen name.

Can you just tell us now if you're a (virtuous or otherwise) pedophile? It'll cut down on a lot of time and it seems like an author thing.

It’s not a science fiction book.

 

[Handsome_Pat]

That never protected anyone

I hope he uses Nick Gerlips

I think there’s a way I could maintain anonymity. If not, I’ll just self publish digitally. Or just post it online for free. I don’t need the money.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Even if he doxxes himself all Handsome Pat has ever done was keep us updated on his wonderful open road travels, so who gives a hoot?

 

[Stent]

It’s not a science fiction book.

That's not a "no".

 

[Random username]

Even if he doxxes himself all Handsome Pat has ever done was keep us updated on his wonderful open road travels, so who gives a hoot?

Pat knows who a few funsters are. What can he do about it? Nothing.

 

[Handsome_Pat]

Even if he doxxes himself all Handsome Pat has ever done was keep us updated on his wonderful open road travels, so who gives a hoot?

Your honor, he photoshops my pictures to make me look slim and sexy, even though I haven’t gained a pound since high school.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Publish that shit, nigga