I would like the record to reflect that I am having an amazing hair day.

[Caverlock]

This is the glamour shot she uses for her Wikipedia vanity piece:

I like that these hags dye their hair such kooky colors. It's a biological warning signal (aposematic coloration); "Danger! Defective/unhealthy female! Do not breed with!"

The short-haired redhead with the checker-pattern jacket was my favorite.

 

[guest]

They are all so repellent but convinced of their beauty. Brothers Grimm needed to write a story about these people as a warning to children.

 

[stealthygeek]

Natalie looks like she's one step above crazy homeless. Like she'd be in the supermarket spiking jars of Prego sauce on the floor, screaming at the top of her lungs how the alfredo sauce is violating her womanhood. But then she'll drive off in a Corolla and it's like bitch, how'd you save up the money to buy a car?

PSA since Natalie is a forgettable side character of The Fat Pack: She used to be a great big fat person. She only looks frail & sickly because God isn't a fan and gave her some disease to deal with or whatever. Her hair's looking artificially dyed though so everything's fine.

 

[Will Tate]

Brothers Grimm needed to write a story about these people as a warning to children.

You mean they already didn't? If Hanzel & Gretel isn't an allegory for meeting Cat Rambo, I don't know what is.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Bitch looks like a turtle

 

[RobertMewler]

PSA since Natalie is a forgettable side character of The Fat Pack: She used to be a great big fat person. She only looks frail & sickly because God isn't a fan and gave her some disease to deal with or whatever. Her hair's looking artificially dyed though so everything's fine.

She has a necrotized pancreas brought on by her obesity. Nice overeating, stupid.

 

[Will Tate]

She has a necrotized pancreas

Better known as "3-5 years to live. You should get your affairs in order. I'm so sorry."

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Are ya!??

https://twitter.com/eilatan/status/1418265741560791040

Amazing hair day, awful face day

 

[RoTheHo69]

The bottom of the biological portapotty sludge that is allowed to exist by modern technology. I would have more pride in being a maggot in a diseased pile of dogshit.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

This is why bullying is an unfortunate necessity. This fucking hideous monster should never have been able to develop the audacity needed to post this picture and declare how good she looks because she should be acutely aware of how fucking awful she looks; in every way, on every level.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

This is why the German T-4 program was justifiable.

 

[HotDogJoe]

If "amazing hair day" means it looks like somebody got a load of seaweed, dyed it purple and glued it to your head but way too far back so it looks like you have MPB, then I'd have to agree.

 

[Guyincognito]

If "amazing hair day" means it looks like somebody got a load of seaweed, dyed it purple and glued it to your head but way too far back so it looks like you have MPB, then I'd have to agree.

Load being the operative word here. Look at ol’ purple jizz hair over there

 

[Guyincognito]

Her hairline is trying to run away from that ugly mug of hers

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

the hair is the least of their worries.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]