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I work with a girl whose pussy smells horrible.

Cyberatorquer

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let her know that you have to confide something very private to her, and that you trust her more than other colleagues etc.
tell her that you yourself have a vaginal odor problem, ask if she had noticed that on you, if she heard others talking about it and what might be the smart step to take.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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If I ever encounter a stinky pussy ever again I'm gonna punch the bitch in the fucking face. I'm not even kidding. Fucking nightmare. I only ever fucked one chick with a nasty pussy. It honestly ruined sex for me for like half a year. I was literally afraid to have sex with anyone because I didn't want to encounter another gross cunt. I almost puked on her and i had to keep pulling over to puke on the way home because i could smell her pussy on my hand. I scrubbed the fuck out of my hand and the smell wouldn't come off. There is literally nothing more disgusting than a rotten pussy. I'm actually pissed off thinking about it.
 
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If I ever encounter a stinky pussy ever again I'm gonna punch the bitch in the fucking face. I'm not even kidding. Fucking nightmare. I only ever fucked one chick with a nasty pussy. It honestly ruined sex for me for like half a year. I was literally afraid to have sex with anyone because I didn't want to encounter another gross cunt. I almost puked on her and i had to keep pulling over to puke on the way home because i could smell her pussy on my hand. I scrubbed the fuck out of my hand and the smell wouldn't come off. There is literally nothing more disgusting than a rotten pussy. I'm actually pissed off thinking about it.
It's like waiting in anticipation for days/weeks/months for an amazing gourmet meal and then right as you sit down someone dumps fish guts and a burning tire onto your plate.

I read a few weeks ago that Ayn Rand had a nasty gash, to the surprise of absolutely no one.
 
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Either I've been very lucky or some of you guys have dealt with some seriously unsanitary hoes. Can't give an exact number but I'd say I had sex with around 80 girls and women before I got married. Always been a fan of eating pussy. Had a few "tart" ones and definitely tasted piss more than a few times buy otherwise avoided these truly disgusting fishy smells some of you are describing. Unpleasant experiences have been getting a chick in doggy style and getting a strong and immediate whiff of shit when her ass cheeks spread. Soldiered through most times but once or twice had to flip them on their backs and go trad.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Either I've been very lucky or some of you guys have dealt with some seriously unsanitary hoes. Can't give an exact number but I'd say I had sex with around 80 girls and women before I got married. Always been a fan of eating pussy. Had a few "tart" ones and definitely tasted piss more than a few times buy otherwise avoided these truly disgusting fishy smells some of you are describing. Unpleasant experiences have been getting a chick in doggy style and getting a strong and immediate whiff of shit when her ass cheeks spread. Soldiered through most times but once or twice had to flip them on their backs and go trad.
The one I ran into wasn't even really fishy, it smelled like corpse and shit.
 
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Either I've been very lucky or some of you guys have dealt with some seriously unsanitary hoes. Can't give an exact number but I'd say I had sex with around 80 girls and women before I got married. Always been a fan of eating pussy. Had a few "tart" ones and definitely tasted piss more than a few times buy otherwise avoided these truly disgusting fishy smells some of you are describing. Unpleasant experiences have been getting a chick in doggy style and getting a strong and immediate whiff of shit when her ass cheeks spread. Soldiered through most times but once or twice had to flip them on their backs and go trad.
It's not 100% or even a majority, but I'd say if you had a body count that high and never had a fishy one, yeah you've had a pretty good run.
 

Cyberatorquer

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Had is the operative word. I see 20-50 women every day who I'd like to fuck but I'm married, it's over. I'm good with that.
What kind of job is that? Hopefully not education below college. And what i assume the weekend count of 20 is odd too.

Or is every normal-looking slim woman you see outside matable to you?
 
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