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Patrick hasn’t gained a single pound, stlaker. These are your delusions again.
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I wonder if Fat Pat has lumbered down to the hotel breakfast buffet yet. Also, he’s definitely the type who would call it “brekkie”
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Patrick hasn’t gained a single pound, stlaker. These are your delusions again.
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I might get halfway through that before tapping out. Too much sugar and nothing substantial. Eat some protein you shitbag.
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Be nice, niki probably makes him yell at her when she questions why he's laying around the house constantly eating garbage and drinking beer and doing nothing to bring in income and he needs these biweekly cheat days of eating 2000 calories of crepes to function. Niki really seems like a bitch.
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That looks like fucking afterbirth. Fat disgusting slob thinks his pile of empty calories is just the tops though
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Not gonna lie, but that looks tasty. The difference between me and Pat (aside from raising my children, being on my first marriage, working a full-time job, etc.) is that I'd never consider eating something like that unless I was planning to burn 1500 calories through some sort of physical activity later that day. But he's gonna sit on his fat ass drinking and eating more until he passes out.
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You can start by throwing it away or only eating a third.
only legit breakfasts:
oats, hot or bircher w/fruit.
eggs and meat
only legit breakfasts:
oats, hot or bircher w/fruit.
eggs and meat
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He is shapped like a cartoon
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What the fuck is that arm positioning? Also I think I just saw mary three names.
Edit: she was walking a blind person.
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Hes even dressed like the Kool-Aid Man.
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Anymore of them pics that pat might be in the background?
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Nah, I tried to be nonchalant maybe to a fault. Just a couple blurry bullshit pics. I figured 1.2 for effort, but I'm no 2.0 atalker.
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Is he as oddly shapped in person as other have observed? His head shape....that pic from behind reminds me of Mike Bochettis oddly shaped head.
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I was looking around and he stood out even among a crowd of mostly fat weirdos. His watch basically was extra credit for how I knew it was him.
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Mike's book is honestly a better read than any of Patsos.
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How can you be round but still look like a minecraft character?
He has a bucket head.
He has a bucket head.
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That's why he goes to these things. Look at the other two "men" at that table. Twerps. He towers over them and they listen meekly to his blowhard bullshit. Any setting with "real men" - i.e. regular dudes - and he'd be challenged or teased or outright mocked. And Cunt Raven's special little Prince can't have that. Remember Josiah tape 5? Or Nadolski court? Or his recent nighttime police visit? Confrontation of any kind breaks his pig brain and turns him into either a stuttering mess or a screeching entitled queer. But there is zero confrontation for him at these cons. Just roomfuls of hopeless disasters who make Fat feel like a tough guy.
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Its like he has prednisone bloat.