I woke up hard as fuck.

[BoringFaggot]

Had a piss boner this morning. Wanted to sleep longer but the bladder wasnt having it and I couldnt get back to sleep after the piss. Had to do that weird lean angle half asleep.

I too wanted to sleep longer, but I had to jump on and post about Ade's garage sales and how fat Patrick is for the 15,567th time.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Anyone else stick it in their wife/GF while theyre asleep when you wake up w raging morning wood? I dont need the bitch to be awake. I just need a hole to stick it in before i go to work.

She sleeps on her stomach so I just run it up and down her ass crack.. the ol hot dog in the bun method

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Probably me talking about wanting to watch Norma drool on a dildo. I'm somewhat of a horsefucker aficionado. Fat bitches and horse bitches, baby.

Big fan of my little pony?

 

[TravisPickle]

Big fan of my little pony?

Bronies get the gasface.

 

[TravisPickle]

Anyone else stick it in their wife/GF while theyre asleep when you wake up w raging morning wood? I dont need the bitch to be awake. I just need a hole to stick it in before i go to work.

Yes. She likes getting woken up like that. Its the best sex ever.
@Wigger have you tried this? Its good shit.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Bronies get the gasface.

What about a centaur?

 

[TravisPickle]

What about a centaur?

Shit, I dont know. The Centaur in the old Sinbad movies was pretty cool. I dig old school clay animation like that. That thing would hold any brotherman down and assfuck them. He's just too strong.

 

[DMbA]

Anyone else stick it in their wife/GF while theyre asleep when you wake up w raging morning wood? I dont need the bitch to be awake. I just need a hole to stick it in before i go to work.

My nigga is drilling oil over time

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I too wanted to sleep longer, but I had to jump on and post about Ade's garages sales and how fat Patrick is for the 15,567th time.

understandable. Everyone has their morning rituals.

 

[Phish]

She sleeps on her stomach so I just run it up and down her ass crack.. the ol hot dog in the bun method

Ive found her asshole is actually nice and relaxed when she’s asleep. Im a big fan of the ol hotdog method myself.

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Lets be real, plantain dick.

#lowglycemic

 

[fusciasomething]

Maybe I should have mentioned farting in Niki's vagina, would that have helpedNo

Your implication that I'm a Pat poster hurts my feelings sir