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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I will pay Shane Nokes $5000 to having a boxing match with me.
- Thread starter NoBacon
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I’ll throw in $500
I will too
I'm good for a 6er of Dew
I'm sure I could donate these 2 shiny quarters.
/Slides them coyly over
/Slides them coyly over
I will book a stay with Heidi Hildeman for the winner of this match.
He can use them to cover his eyes with to pay the ferryman on the river Styx when I bury that child molesting fat slob
It wouldn't even be interesting. Shane would have a heart attack just circling.
Shane is a tall and wide lummox, and if memory serves you are of average height/build. You surely have the advantage in stamina and general fitness, if you have the reach to land consistent headshots it's in the bag. Any hits to the body will be absorbed by layers of reactive Dew armor, and his protective miasma of old farts, BO and fromundacheese stank might make closing the distance tough. Consider training within noseshot of an open sewer. If this makes it to the ring I'll put money on you to win by knockout.
Loser gets butterknifed
If it involved grappling or wrestling I agree his sheer bulk would beat me, he could just lay on me or throw himself at me like a wrecking ball.
It’s boxing though, and I’m in shape - I just need to bounce a bit on the balls of my feet and move around more than 15 seconds and he will gas out and not be able to even raise his hands to stop me hitting his giant head. If he just goes full retard mode in the first 5 seconds and crushes me against a corner I might struggle.
He's not mama - he's gonna crush you like the forceps crushed my delicate skull
I think Shane could end this fight in 5 seconds. If this happens, I will buy used panties from Heidi and place them over your nose at open casket.
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i could use 5 grand lol wanna fight me? is the 5k for the winner or just for accepting? cause id probably lose lol
Anyone wanna go halves with me and beat this guy into a coma for fun?
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i was joking, i sure do want 5k though. i blew all my crypto winnings years ago and am now a poor
Actually yes.
I'll pay $500 to titty fuck her arm butt