I will pay Shane Nokes $5000 to having a boxing match with me.

[NoBacon]

Doesn’t need to be streamed, he doesn’t have to win to keep the money.

If he accepted, and it was sanctioned in a gym, I would knock his rotten homeless teeth out of his fat fucking head.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

I’ll throw in $500

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I’ll throw in $500

I will too

 

[Farmer Brown]

I'm good for a 6er of Dew

 

[NoBacon]

WILL FAT COWARD NOKES RESPOND TO MY OFFER? HE CERTAINLY NEEDS THE MONEY!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I'm sure I could donate these 2 shiny quarters.

/Slides them coyly over

 

[StlakerFatti]

I will book a stay with Heidi Hildeman for the winner of this match.

 

[NoBacon]

I'm sure I could donate these 2 shiny quarters.

/Slides them coyly over

He can use them to cover his eyes with to pay the ferryman on the river Styx when I bury that child molesting fat slob

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

It wouldn't even be interesting. Shane would have a heart attack just circling.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Shane is a tall and wide lummox, and if memory serves you are of average height/build. You surely have the advantage in stamina and general fitness, if you have the reach to land consistent headshots it's in the bag. Any hits to the body will be absorbed by layers of reactive Dew armor, and his protective miasma of old farts, BO and fromundacheese stank might make closing the distance tough. Consider training within noseshot of an open sewer. If this makes it to the ring I'll put money on you to win by knockout.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Loser gets butterknifed

 

[NoBacon]

Shane is a tall and wide lummox, and if memory serves you are of average height/build. You surely have the advantage in stamina and general fitness, if you have the reach to land consistent headshots it's in the bag. Any hits to the body will be absorbed by layers of reactive Dew armor, and his protective miasma of old farts, BO and fromundacheese stank might make closing the distance tough. Consider training within noseshot of an open sewer. If this makes it to the ring I'll put money on you to win by knockout.

If it involved grappling or wrestling I agree his sheer bulk would beat me, he could just lay on me or throw himself at me like a wrecking ball.

It’s boxing though, and I’m in shape - I just need to bounce a bit on the balls of my feet and move around more than 15 seconds and he will gas out and not be able to even raise his hands to stop me hitting his giant head. If he just goes full retard mode in the first 5 seconds and crushes me against a corner I might struggle.

 

[NoBacon's Aborted Child]

He's not mama - he's gonna crush you like the forceps crushed my delicate skull

 

[StlakerFatti]

I think Shane could end this fight in 5 seconds. If this happens, I will buy used panties from Heidi and place them over your nose at open casket.

 

[Coonskin]

I’d love to slap his belly pink while he cries for mercy

 

[guest]

Doesn’t need to be streamed, he doesn’t have to win to keep the money.

If he accepted, and it was sanctioned in a gym, I would knock his rotten homeless teeth out of his fat fucking head.

i could use 5 grand lol wanna fight me? is the 5k for the winner or just for accepting? cause id probably lose lol

 

[NoBacon]

i could use 5 grand lol wanna fight me? is the 5k for the winner or just for accepting? cause id probably lose lol

Anyone wanna go halves with me and beat this guy into a coma for fun?

 

[guest]

i was joking, i sure do want 5k though. i blew all my crypto winnings years ago and am now a poor

 

[Sputnik]

Anyone wanna go halves with me and beat this guy into a coma for fun?

Actually yes.

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

I'll pay $500 to titty fuck her arm butt