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CQ Beans

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Turk February said:
I can't call myself out on the thing I called myself out on? God you're a stupid motherfucker.

You're a piece of shit and people called you a piece of shit for it. It's not crazy. I'm tired of saying it.

Do yourself a favor, write a new funny bit on some lined paper, roll it in a ball, and shove it in your ass where it won't waste anyone's time.
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No, you insane motherfucker because your still talking the same way you did at dinner time on the internet against some fellow admitted drunk that you don’t even fucking know.

No, I’m more of the village idiot that no one really hates but most aren’t mean enough to call a full retard. But then again apparently being unfunny is the same thing as ruining a holiday dinner. I’m not what’s bothering you.

And as far as that last paragraph you are obviously still drunk because no grown man who isn’t a professional wrestler would think to express himself that way.
 
LockedHDD__Pot

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Sue Lightning said:
We’d get a strongly worded DM from that faggot like when Bobo was booked to open for Joe Matarese.

“Hey man. Not cool. Bobo is disabled and can’t understand reality. Pick on someone who can take it.”
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wasn't that Stevie Lew who ruined that bit? he's a wannabe 'tough guy' who recently got twatted by a homeless N with nun-chucks, it was in the news.
Mark Normand retweeted the 'Bobo performing' bit but that Stevie Lew guy ruuuined it. He was the guy who tipped Cumia's studio desk on the ESD show
 
Suetonius

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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LockedHDD__Pot said:
your forum bumchum Danny was integral to those shenanigans
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My point wasn’t that the shenanigans were wrong. I was criticizing the hypocrisy of that Stevie faggot who probably yucks along to old Bobo bits and how “fucking lightning quick and funny” Cumia was in all of them, but then turns around and shits on our parade for “bullying a retarded person”.
 
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Sue Lightning said:
My point wasn’t that the shenanigans were wrong. I was criticizing the hypocrisy of that Stevie faggot who probably yucks along to old Bobo bits and how “fucking lightning quick and funny” Cumia was in all of them, but then turns around and shits on our parade for “bullying a retarded person”.
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in that case you were making a good point!
 
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Turk February said:
You got voted out on your own poll by an overwhelming majority, you dumb piss stain. Quit lying to yourself.
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You addressed nothing I spoke to. Not about CHH, your dry drunk behavior. Not that it matters I was winning the original one before I threw it out to squash things. Lost the second.

Won the one CHH initiated once Boq took a hiatus about my status. Not that these are binding contracts but get your facts straight.

You got a problem with me being here talk to @Phish. My bombed bit turned him off when we were cordial in the least. That’s the best I can say.
 
Turry

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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CQ_Beans said:
You addressed nothing I spoke to. Not about CHH, your dry drunk behavior. Not that it matters I was winning the original one before I threw it out to squash things. Lost the second.

Won the one CHH initiated once Boq took a hiatus about my status. Not that these are binding contracts but get your facts straight.

You got a problem with me being here talk to @Phish. My bombed bit turned him off when we were cordial in the least. That’s the best I can say.
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Do you suck dicks? I'm getting a vibe
 
Phish

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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CQ_Beans said:
You addressed nothing I spoke to. Not about CHH, your dry drunk behavior. Not that it matters I was winning the original one before I threw it out to squash things. Lost the second.

Won the one CHH initiated once Boq took a hiatus about my status. Not that these are binding contracts but get your facts straight.

You got a problem with me being here talk to @Phish. My bombed bit turned him off when we were cordial in the least. That’s the best I can say.
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I was jus razzin ya CQ. I dont have a problem with you here. Jus breakin fawkin bawls. Like were at the comedy cellar table or sumpin. A coupla guys practicing the craft. It would probably benefit you to ignore all the hullabaloo to be honest though. I think were getting a little lost. We all need to go back to the way we used to be.
 
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Africa.com

Africa.com

An unfiltered retard
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CQ_Beans said:
Why? Do you want to leave? Feel free. I already called myself out on my drunken poll bullshit. Apparently, you can’t do the same for your personal situation which you’ve spoken of previously.

You talk about attention hungry? I don’t know if you heard about this scat freak who wants men to meet his wife in public when he’s got his kids with him. This one guy goofs him out and the weirdo goes apoplectic about the situation. It’s crazy.
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It's a fine line between pitiful and pitiable
 
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Phish said:
I was jus razzin ya CQ. I dont have a problem with you here. Jus breakin fawkin bawls. Like were at the comedy cellar table or sumpin. A coupla guys practicing the craft. It would private benefit you to ignore all the hullabaloo to be honest though. I think were getting a little lost. We all need to go back to the way we used to be.
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And what way was that, @Phish?
 
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