I watched like twenty 2U performances. Some highlights.

[guest]

His bow legs always get me...They both have cowboy stance's from their ranch days

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Just by looking at his eyes you can see that his brain is devoid of thought.

Bobo levels of brain activity

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

That second one shattered my ribs

 

[Ladynyahh]

Have you ever had the pleasure of seeing 2u in person? I have, back in the reddit days. You would think the lead singer would be the one doing all the talking but not so with 2u. It really is the Joe Q-mia show with some other "musicians"

 

[satanssockpuppet]

It's amazing how Joe's guitar style mimics his stage presence. Ham-fisted, clumsy, oafish, totally lacking subtlety and entertainment value. He plods about the stage, cranking out fat-fingered chords, putting way more effort into being hammy than actually playing well.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

This one gives the Blue Oyster gif a run for its money. Nice unrequited stage presence, cow brain.

BAHAHAH these are even better than the custom ones we use around here.

Someone needs to gif :34-:43 part of the video with the Spiderman shirt.

 

[The Fuchitive]

I forgot how much his Bono looked like Bryan Callen.

 

[Meownaw]

Calling it hoofgaze was pretty fawkin clever.

 

[Stent]

Nice dumper, stupid.

 

[DickShawNitrate]

That studdering, mumbling shit for brains gait.

 

[Jizz]

does brother joe use the chink version of the edge guitar?

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Mesh basketball shorts on stage will never not make me laugh

He probably pronounces it "bassetball."

 

[Meownaw]

does brother joe use the chink version of the edge guitar?

Look at the reflection of Joe's in that gif. Looks like it was painted by a child.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

When I have to watch that pile of eight tapes over there for Joseph Cumia's twenty 2U performances, that's 48 straight hours of paying attention and making sure he's doing everything correctly, it's exciting stuff.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

This one cracks me up.

This is edited, right? I'm not a bovine specialist, so if this is a well-known thing I'll go ahead and go fuck myself.

 

[BUBBLER]

Geez he stands uncomfortably close, like a fat expecting a blowjob at a gloryhole

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

That first gif is amazing. Thank you for your service.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

does brother joe use the chink version of the edge guitar?

Joe always carries a fresh 12 pack of Chinese Explorers.

 

[guest]

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Lmfao this is the best by far

 

[Spraggy]

This makes me want to be back in the cumia business