I was offered coke

[Sue Lightning]

Where are you preforming later sue?

suelightning.com

 

[chocolatehellhole]

NIGGA WHERE YOU AT????

Hi, who's this?

 

[BoringFaggot]

Hi, who's this?

My name is Richard Roma

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Never, you're my forum bottom bitch

I thought this was private... Oopsie!

 

[Dog Eater]

You’d be nuts to touch anything without testing it first at this point.

 

[Dog Eater]

Also this thread should have been titled

I’m drinking with funsters and just turned down coke. (Yes, really)

 

[NoBacon]

The last Coke I did made me piss myself

 

[CQ Beans]

Used to fawkin love a line or two. Was sitting next to a few funster looking fellas and one guy offered a toot. I said I would probably never touch it again since fentanyl started showing up as a cut.

5 minutes after they did it they were completely blackout, snoring and slumped over.

@Jenna, please develop a coke habit.

Yeah, this didn’t happen. Anyway…

Instead of thinking up fake stories consider Off Topic’s potentially best bit which I will admit was your initial idea. So shall we say noon to 1 o’clock?

 

[CQ Beans]

Was it @CQ Beans with a half eaten za?

This story didn’t happen. Like the time beanie hat blurted out,’ Don’t ask, don’t tell!’ when someone in a bar said something to the effect of only having two rules. Fucking douche.