I was going to keep this to myself, but...

[Daniel WIlliam Mullen]

Finish this quote The O&A _______ spreading _______ __________.

Can I use one of my lifelines?

-Dan

 

[Jenna]

Hey, Jen. Thanks for calling in. I don't like using salty language around women, so I'll hope you'll understand.

I never said he was my enemy. But I was very angry after what he did to me. We were so fawkin close. We would talk on the phone for fawkin hours. He was going to drive up from Philly and stay at my condo over the summer, but that didn't happen. You know the rest.

I made some mistakes. But, I want @Snake to apologize to me. I think, I deserve it.

-Dan

What a surprise, fake Dan has nothing bad to say about Snake. In fact, fake Dan wants to reiterate that their relationship soured when Snake did that badass thing that made fake Dan really angry, because Snake isn't a petty little faggot, fake Dan is.

 

[guest]

Does he really sell fake dogshit?

I believe he's in some kind of BizDev SaaS.

Not CRM software (SalesForce), something else.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Literally all we did was say some celebrities were hot. There was no literal "alliance", we never talked behind the scenes like Dan actually did to his podcast circle.
We posted some photos of Ricci and Lawless. That was literally it, and he had a mental breakdown.

That’s what I mean. It was just a gay bit, started by all you fucking spergs. He actually took it seriously. It’s as if, despite being a long time poster here, he never learned to ignore the faawkin haters.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

CuckedPaul and Somerville Dan hashing things out over a few pops

 

[Daniel WIlliam Mullen]

What a surprise, fake Dan has nothing bad to say about Snake. In fact, fake Dan wants to reiterate that their relationship soured when Snake did that badass thing that made fake Dan really angry, because Snake isn't a petty little faggot, fake Dan is.

Hey, Jen. Thanks for calling back.

I haven't spoken ill of anyone since being back. Me and Dougie are like this now. Positivity heals all wounds. Me and @Snake will eventually be the duo we were supposed to be. You just wait. If you ever need to talk, my PMs are open.

-Dan

 

[guest]

CuckedPaul and Somerville Dan hashing things out over a few pops


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Who are they?

 

[Meownaw]

Can I use one of my lifelines?

-Dan

You have phone a friend but it can't be a KF user or a toilet scrubber sorry.

 

[guest]

I will say, he's probably most upset with @captain_kamala for throwing him under the bus after he paid her (and nobody else) to show up on the pod drugged out of her mind.

But she's a single mother who fucks black guys for money so I expect no loyalty from her.

(Dan's words, not mine.)

 

[Daniel WIlliam Mullen]

You have phone a friend but it can't be a KF user or a toilet scrubber sorry.

You really painted me into a corner here.

-Dan

 

[Meownaw]

You really painted me into a corner here.

-Dan

You can't eat the paint chips either.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I want to lick Ricci's butthole so bad, fawk!

 

[guest]

I will say, he's probably most upset with @captain_kamala for throwing him under the bus after he paid her (and nobody else) to show up on the pod drugged out of her mind.

But she's a single mother who fucks black guys for money so I expect no loyalty from her.

(Dan's words, not mine.)

This is the juicy fawken gossip we need from you.

 

[Daniel WIlliam Mullen]

I want to lick Ricci's butthole so bad, fawk!

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I wish my wife had that forehead. Damn.

-Dan

 

[Jenna]

Hey, Jen. Thanks for calling back.

I haven't spoken ill of anyone since being back. Me and Dougie are like this now. Positivity heals all wounds. Me and @Snake will eventually be the duo we were supposed to be. You just wait. If you ever need to talk, my PMs are open.

-Dan

Only you or Dougie would care this much to create this gimmick account, and Dougie's replying in this thread while Snake coincidentally disappeared. Tagging in your alt when your main can't take the heat, pathetic.

Where do you think @Snake is, fake Dan? Did he make one post in this thread and then leave to fuck supermodels when I showed up?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

But she's a single mother who fucks black guys for money so I expect no loyalty from her.

(Dan's words, not mine.)

She fucks guys for $50 at best. So Dan paid for her at her highest possible value. To do a podcast.

 

[guest]

You keep fucking saying this. I keep telling you, he can’t come back until @Snake gives the nod.

Sam Roberts confirmed...

 

[guest]

She fucks guys for $50 at best. So Dan paid for her at her highest possible value. To do a podcast.

So you can at least understand why he'd be miffed that she led the Danposting battalion the day after he left. One of the few things he and I agree on.

 

[The Fuchitive]

The fact that he’s too big of a pussy to come take his beatings makes me hate him more.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

So you can at least understand why he'd be miffed that she led the Danposting battalion the day after he left. One of the few things he and I agree on.

Oh yeah, I’m not shitting on him for that aspect. He’s just an idiot. As funny as she is, she’s a piece of shit. She doesn’t even have her own kids, has posted her nudes here, is blatantly schizophrenic, to the point she makes up complete fabrications of a luxury life on yachts. What the fuck did he think was going to happen? He got played like the Downie he is.