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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
I was cutting firewood the other day
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If you spit a lot on my wood, I'll gladly hit you with my piece
Setup? You find a wide flat stump, put the piece you're trying to split on it, properly swing your maul (no possible way for me to explain it), and the pieces fly apart in even opposite directions. Only issue I've ever had is missing the sweet spot and the axe gets stuck in the wood which is remedied by some yelling and cursing like a lunatic.
Very nice! I just bought my husband a cant hook as a surprise gift (it's still en route). It's gonna be a game-changer!
Yeah, I use a maul too (rather than an axe because I'm a scaredy cat) the same way and thankfully no misses that come close to causing injury.
The axe is much worse.
What type of wood are you splitting?
Mesquite likes to stick together and can have lots of knots in it so it’ll go flying in random directions sometimes. But yeah usually the split pieces just got to the left and right
I have a rich retard with a smoker who you could sell that shit to.
I grew up in the northeast, so whatever that shit is. Oak? What do I know? I just drink my coffee, grab my lunch pail, and head to the job site.
All in with selling shit to retards
Thoughts and prayers
Bitches cunt looks like a micropenis and balls
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I found striking right at the edge usually kept it from getting stuck and helped split it easier.