Would ya?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
I was cutting firewood the other day
- Thread starter FrogmanKurlan
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Would ya?
More like wood ya, fawkin home run cock sucka
Walnut?
Nah it’s mesquite. Shit grows like weeds around here
Smooth it out and yeah. Not trying to get a splinter
Chopping wood is the best exercise. You spend a summer chopping wood for a few hours every day under that hot sun and you'll be like iron by September. Wear those shin guards, though. That shit hurts.
Live oak, red oak, hell even post oak. All PFG
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??? Explain the reasoning behind this fag shit.
I once clipped myself in the shin with a big chunk of wood I was trying (and failing) to cut, and I was gimping around like a retard for a week. Bad shins, that's my Achilles heel.
Nah that one's a walnut. That's what I call most labia majora, unless it's a totally flat Barbie slit.
But to answer OP's question, that's a hard no on the splinter dick. Whiskey dick and gonorrhea dick is enough for me. (And no, I have no problems with shit dick, faggots. I just have problems with your shit dicks.)
The axe or a split piece of wood will sometimes hit you in the lower legs if you don’t get out of the way.
Whaddaya do when the hole is that big? Do ya somehow make it fit anyway, Artie with the "decent sized" massive hog? No need for modesty here.
That hole is big?
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I've split a lot of wood and never been hit by a piece.
Nice baby penis child
No but I had to think about it
The bark has a mean grip
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Wear those shin guards, though. That shit hurts.
Wear those shin guards, though. That shit hurts.
He's obviously referring to the pavement covered in broken glass and needles while giving a tranny a BJ behind the 7-Eleven dumpster.
I guess it depends on the wood and or the setup you’re using. I’ve had it happen a couple of times, it’s never been a major issue. I usually split wood wearing my cros so I’m not really worried about it