I was a horrible child, child.

[LiberalPussy]

I remember we bullied a substitute teacher so hard back in high school, he ended up quitting. This included finding his gay personal website and cat fishing him. He was apparently brought to tears in class.

 

[CuntFucker]

Fawk yeah dvv dvv

 

[WhereWeAt]

I remember tossing people's dry clothes into the shower during bathroom breaks in gym class with this big nigga Lorenzo who EVERYONE was terrified of, but he took a liking to me because of the stupid neighborhood I grew up in. He was 2 years older than everyone in the 8th grade.

This Honduran kid got mad about his clothes getting soaked and went to go confront L and L punched him so hard in the face that I almost puked thinking his killed the nigga. I had never seen a punch like that in real life up close. It was a complete right hook to the jaw that knocked the poor wetty out and laid there for several minutes until a teacher came.

This merits an actual "Hoooleee shit"

 

[WhereWeAt]

Did you go to Dollar General and ask them how much is this

Nice Poundland, stupid

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

In school we'd take the whole day to go to aquatic centres every now and then. One time, we stole the clothes of the retarded kid's out of the boys' change room.

Now, I don't know why - oh right, he was retarded - he went back to the change room, took of his bathing shorts... realised his clothes were gone, and ran out stark naked to the horror of everyone in the aquatic centre shrieking, "SOMEBODY STOLE MY CLOTHES, SOMEBODY STOLE MY CLOTHES!!"

He had, aside from those tiny cocked guys who went on Howard Stern, the tiniest dick imaginable. Newborn babies have bigger dicks.

Was his scent intoxicating

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

This Indian kid everyone would make fun of was voted as homecoming king and won. The homecoming queen was not happy and did not dance with him.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Was his scent intoxicating

I don't remember what he smelled like. He was a spaz who, when angered, bit his fingers and developed callouses.

OH LITERAL ME

This Indian kid everyone would make fun of was voted as homecoming king and won. The homecoming queen was not happy and did not dance with him.

@CuntFucker comment?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Nice Poundland, stupid

I took your mother to poundland

 

[WhereWeAt]

I don't remember what he smelled like. He was a spaz who, when angered, bit his fingers and developed callouses.

Dated a girl who dd that. Looking back, she was a vile creature.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I don't remember what he smelled like. He was a spaz who, when angered, bit his fingers and developed callouses.

OH LITERAL ME


@CuntFucker comment?

I was wondering if you sniff his underwear cause you stole it know what I mean

 

[sShenaniganz]

During my freshman year in college, one of my roommates was incredibly obese. He had the worst BO I've ever smelt and it would literally cling to things around him. On top of that he was a complete faggot. He was a pathological liar that rivaled Patty Cakes and was obnoxious as fuck.

One day while he was in class, my roommates and I ducktaped all of the stuff in his room to the ceiling. When he got back and saw all of his shit on the ceiling, he bitched to us that he had to run back from class in the rain. He's never ran anywhere in his life.