I want to start a family.

[cachorro]

It has occurred to me that the most noble thing a young white man like myself could do and the thing that would bring to my life the most meaning and happiness is to start a family.

To accomplish this I am going to start a really gay gossip forum to talk shit about internet retards. This forum will only appeal to a few dozen autistic losers, many of whom are trannies, pedophiles and furries, but it will be a lightning rod for absolutely pissing the rest of humanity off.

No matter, my commitment to free speech shall guide me on this mission to start a family. Regardless of the efforts of the people my site talks about, activists and even various governments I will incessantly do whatever it takes to keep this website up and public. Through enormous expense of money, time and my personal reputation my forum will be there to provide autistic teenagers an outlet to make fun of the likes of Dark Syde Phil, Chris Chan, Cyrax and their many contemporaries.

I anticipate this crusade will ruin my reputation so much I will have to flee the United States to avoid harassment and try to curb the harassment of my family. Perhaps various Eastern European shitholes where I don’t speak the language would be a nice place for me to fight the good fight from.

And that’s how I plan on starting my family. Solid plan?

 

[StlakerFatti]

Now he has access to Eastern European women with good values (prostitution as a financial support vehicle) comparatively to the average American girls (hedonist sex as their pseudo-empowerment)

 

[cachorro]

Now he has access to Eastern European women with good values (prostitution as a financial support vehicle) comparatively to the average American girls (hedonist sex as their pseudo-empowerment)

You know what they say, if you can’t trust a Slavic hooker to bear your children who can you really trust?

 

[StlakerFatti]

And Josh is a good catch too. He's easily twenty years younger than the average pudgy American sex-tourist that falls in love and then tries to buy a prostitute's freedom from her pimp. I think in a few years time when most of us are already divorced or still unmarried, we will look up to Josh for advice.

 

[guest]

Just drop a load into the proverbial washing machine known as a hot piece of aryan trailer trash.

Boom, human baby in 9 months.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Just drop a load into the proverbial washing machine known as a hot piece of aryan trailer trash.

Boom, human baby in 9 months.

I don't think Josh has ever used an actual washing machine.

 

[guest]

I don't think Josh has ever used an actual washing machine.

All the more reason to land yourself a woman. That is the washing machine.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He announced that he wanted to start a family and as far as anyone knows he hasn't even got a woman to touch his pecker yet.

 

[Agent Smith]

And that’s how I plan on starting my family. Solid plan?

Pfg, but you also need a working cock.

 

[Stent]

Start a 2 hour whiny podcast about your forum. That'll hook a babe for you for sure.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Josh Moon is a gosh darned pecker licker

 

[cachorro]

Start a 2 hour whiny podcast about your forum. That'll hook a babe for you for sure.

Well chat, I haven’t found a boyfriend-free Slavic trad wife to impregnate but you won’t believe the crazy stuff Chris Chan’s been up to this week!

 

[Dog Eater]

He’s a stupid faggot for the way he talked to admin lumping all users here together based on the actions of one, the very thing he rails against with his website. Hypocritical fat faggot.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

It has occurred to me that the most noble thing a young white man like myself could do and the thing that would bring to my life the most meaning and happiness is to start a family.

To accomplish this I am going to start a really gay gossip forum to talk shit about internet retards. This forum will only appeal to a few dozen autistic losers, many of whom are trannies, pedophiles and furries, but it will be a lightning rod for absolutely pissing the rest of humanity off.

No matter, my commitment to free speech shall guide me on this mission to start a family. Regardless of the efforts of the people my site talks about, activists and even various governments I will incessantly do whatever it takes to keep this website up and public. Through enormous expense of money, time and my personal reputation my forum will be there to provide autistic teenagers an outlet to make fun of the likes of Dark Syde Phil, Chris Chan, Cyrax and their many contemporaries.

I anticipate this crusade will ruin my reputation so much I will have to flee the United States to avoid harassment and try to curb the harassment of my family. Perhaps various Eastern European shitholes where I don’t speak the language would be a nice place for me to fight the good fight from.

And that’s how I plan on starting my family. Solid plan?

Cyrax
I haven't seen that lil degenerate, Hills Have Eyes mug in quite some time!

 

[CuntFucker]

did not read, but anyone who posts here should stay away from kids

 

[wbgreen]

Keffals is more likely to get a woman pregnant than Josh Moon.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

We need to meme this onto every platform we can.