I want to put my tongue inside a lady's asshole

[Leeeavings]

I don’t have a sense of smell and even I don’t wanna do that. There’s poop in there.

 

[Turk February]

I don’t have a sense of smell and even I don’t wanna do that. There’s poop in there.

Omg you're anosmic too? I have a sense of smell but it's completely wrong.

 

[Leeeavings]

Omg you're anosmic too? I have a sense of smell but it's completely wrong.

Yeah, I was born without it. My grandma couldn’t smell either so it’s probably genetic.

 

[Professor Rape]

I have a sense of smell but it's completely wrong.

So you think you don't smell like shit?

 

[Turk February]

So you think you don't smell like shit?

No I constantly do. Even when I'm totally clean. I can't tell. It gives me a lot of anxiety.

 

[Leeeavings]

No I constantly do. Even when I'm totally clean. I can't tell. It gives me a lot of anxiety.

I’m pretty lucky, apparently I’m not a very stinky person. Even when I’m really sweaty I’m not stinky. I still use a crap ton of deodorant, out of paranoia though.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Preferably after she has showered

this doesn’t measure up with the super secret chat.

Poo particles on your tongue. Hang that head in shame. I’m tsk tsking you from the other side of the world

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

It’s pretty goddamn rude to eat a girls pussy and not at least give her a little lick around her brown star. Just a taste.

Now jamming your tongue IN her asshole? That’s another story. Might want to use your finger as a dipstick first, make sure there’s no oil left in the tank if ya catch my drift

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Either you lick her asshole or you spit on your own cock (which is gay).

Those are basically your options.

 

[Turk February]

Either you lick her asshole or you spit on your own cock (which is gay).

Those are basically your options.

This is how we make love. We're over 30. We're bored.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Either you lick her asshole or you spit on your own cock (which is gay).

Those are basically your options.

If spitting on your own dick is gay then I guess I’m Liberace

 

[chocolatehellhole]

If spitting on your own dick is gay then I guess I’m Liberace

Are you serially monogamous?

 

[Turk February]

Are you serially monogamous?

Why the fuck is that such a controversial thing to say!?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Why the fuck is that such a controversial thing to say!?

It's not controversial, I'm highly tolerant of the serially monogamous community.

 

[Turk February]

It's not controversial, I'm highly tolerant of the serially monogamous community.

It's just a technical term for what most people do you dick!

 

[Turk February]

What if it was cereal monopoly and I just took all your oats.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

What if it was cereal monopoly and I just took all your oats.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Pre or post op?

 

[Ashamed]

I use to love eating the ass of an on again off again ex.

She only shit about once every 2 weeks so her asshole was always immaculate.

She would be pealing carrots for dinner and I would come up behind her and pull her pajamas pants down and just go to town.

 

[Ashamed]

I don’t have a sense of smell and even I don’t wanna do that. There’s poop in there.

Shit! You’re not a women?