I want to put my tongue inside a lady's asshole

[Professor Rape]

Preferably after she has showered

 

[Turk February]

Preferably after she has showered

I once ate pussy while the girl kept her pants on and they choked me. It fucking rules. Eating ass is overrated.

 

[Professor Rape]

I once ate pussy while the girl kept her pants on and they choked me. It fucking rules. Eating ass is overrated.

No you didn't

 

[Turk February]

No you didn't

Why would I make that up?

 

[Professor Rape]

Why would I make that up?

I just asked her, she said she doesn't even know you

She also said "leave me alone" and tried to call the police

So either she's lying or you are, and I believe this random sorority girl whose house I broke into over you

 

[Turk February]

I just asked her, she said she doesn't even know you

She also said "leave me alone" and tried to call the police

So either she's lying or you are, and I believe this random sorority girl whose house I broke into over you

You've got the wrong girl. Mine was old and kind of ugly.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Why would I make that up?

Because you got a bum hand

 

[Professor Rape]

You've got the wrong girl.

Lol

 

[Turk February]

Because you got a bum hand

You're fucking gay and I will shoot you with a hunting rifle and claim it was an accident.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

You're fucking gay and I will shoot you with a hunting rifle and claim it was an accident.

A hunting rifle required two functioning hands you abject invalid.

 

[Turk February]

A hunting rifle required two functioning hands you abject invalid.

4 fingers on my right hand still function. I can fire.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

4 fingers on my right hand still function. I can fire.

Can ya?

 

[CQ Beans]

No you didn't

That’s absolutely the kind of thing that would happen to Turk.

 

[Cleo's Dad]

You're gonna get a terrible Monkeys Paw fate and the girl will be Lizzo

 

[Suetonius]

You ever bend a girl over and her stinky ass fumes waft up to your nose?

 

[WhereWeAt]

Eating ass is overrated.

I'd say it's appropriately rated

 

[Brooke Shields]

Serious question: Have you ever?

I may or may not have an answer myself, but I don't want to give it away OR the details of what i thought about it IF I DID IT

 

[Professor Rape]

Serious question: Have you ever?

I may or may not have an answer myself, but I don't want to give it away OR the details of what i thought about it IF I DID IT

Yeah it was a swedish chick who I met like 2 days before, and I never asked her if she was clean of STDs until after but I did not care. Hottest chick I've ever fucked. An actual 9/10, not dan saying flavia 9/10.

 

[PickleRickle]

Yeah it was a swedish chick who I met like 2 days before, and I never asked her if she was clean of STDs until after but I did not care. Hottest chick I've ever fucked. An actual 9/10, not dan saying flavia 9/10.

You always rim out the Sunday chick.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Yeah it was a swedish chick who I met like 2 days before, and I never asked her if she was clean of STDs until after but I did not care. Hottest chick I've ever fucked. An actual 9/10, not dan saying flavia 9/10.