I wanna see the debtor's movie!

[victor_sanchez]

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Ahh right before josiah#1. Love that memory.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I picture Pat selling Susan.

Then what will he ride for the paper route he has to get now? Maybe the bike he used on the day he murdered Bernell Trammell?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I picture Pat selling Susan. OK, that's maybe two months' worth of payments settled. The bike maybe another two months. He'll still have 32 months remaining to figure out lol.

Own a piece of history

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Own a piece of history

You know, that's not a bad idea. Pat should part it out and sell it to the brothamen. He'd make more than the Kelly Blue Book value if he did.

 

[Meownaw]

4 hours since the last tweet.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Pat prepared a list of his assets and his attorney had to break it to him that Nerf guns and model airplanes don’t count.

If they have to auction the hovel and everything in it, I’m calling dibs on the fart blanket. I want to donate it to the Smithsonian or Holocaust Museum.

 

[Africa.com]

Larry David should use this saga as inspiration for the next season of Curb

 

[RobertMewler]

4 hours since the last tweet.

He's busy composing a 32 tweet thread.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

You know, that's not a bad idea. Pat should part it out and sell it to the brothamen. He'd make more than the Kelly Blue Book value if he did.

I'll give him ten bucks for the steering wheel

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Pat prepared a list of his assets and his attorney had to break it to him that Nerf guns and model airplanes don’t count.

If they have to auction the hovel and everything in it, I’m calling dibs on the fart blanket. I want to donate it to the Smithsonian or Holocaust Museum.

I'm calling dibs on the horribly proportioned Star Trek model and the dinosaur, whenever he finishes it.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Pat has to commit to a 3h(+intro+metallica+preshow+postshow+wrapup) NPS every Sunday.
He is not allowed to dump any callers, ragequit, not answer the questions or listen to the roast.
Nothing is off topic.
Callers need to donate X to get on air with Pat.

Nikki wouldn't have to pay a dime.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

4 hours since the last tweet.

Where do you think he is?

Down at the courthouse with Nikki?

At Lynne's house fighting and screaming?

Applying for a job as a male exotic dancer at the milwaukee men's club?

 

[Africa.com]

I'll give him ten bucks for the steering wheel

I'll give him $50 for the gear shift, and another $50 if he can make it disappear

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

4 hours since the last tweet.

He's thinking through some things.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I'm calling dibs on the horribly proportioned Star Trek model and the dinosaur, whenever he finishes it.

The one with football-field-sized beds? Forgot about that gem.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

He's thinking through some things.

Get angry stay angry playlist tonight?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

The one with football-field-sized beds? Forgot about that gem.

Lol yeah. He was so proud of that until the funsters made fun of it.

 

[guest]

I can't find it but didn't he have a tweet where someone asked would you do anything different if you could go back in time and he said not a thing, child?

He’s an actual lunatic. No normal person could possibly act like this.

 

[Africa.com]

1500 a month is gonna change his life so much. No more spotted cow and meatloaf at hoolis, just Dinty Moore and Milwaukees Best on the fart couch. For AT LEAST 3 years

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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Love the water stains and Goodwill kitchen units. Those cabinets are a crime against humanity.

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Nice contact paper masquerading as marble, stupid.

Reminder: The guy who holds the mortgage on this bank-owned property tries to sell himself online as a dab hand at DIY and home maintenance.