I Wanna See the Courthouse Movie! Updated Schedules, Links to Casefiles

[guest]

That was some fantastic morning reading. I’m sure Quaso will never be able to give us the details, but knowing that these gears are in motion is a beautiful thing.

oh and also, praise the chinks and their flu. We could get a zoom meeting where Rick has to go through the list of his meager possessions and how much he thinks they’re worth under penalty of perjury.

 

[Guest]

oh and also, praise the chinks and their flu. We could get a zoom meeting where Rick has to go through the list of his meager possessions and how much he thinks they’re worth under penalty of perjury.

Mel willing, brotherman. That would be more entertaining than the fawking hearings

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Mel willing, brotherman. That would be more entertaining than the fawking hearings

not to take the wind out of your yambags too soon, but 341 hearings are typically pretty boring and predictable. Barring some objection to a claim against him he'll probably just sit there looking not slim while his attorney provides the information to whoever is running the hearing (not necessarily a judge). it's not like they make them read out line by line their assets and values, unless he was saying he disputed a debt or amount, it probably wouldn't come up.

 

[Guest]

not to take the wind out of your yambags too soon, but 341 hearings are typically pretty boring and predictable. Barring some objection to a claim against him he'll probably just sit there looking not slim while his attorney provides the information to whoever is running the hearing (not necessarily a judge). it's not like they make them read out line by line their assets and values, unless he was saying he disputed a debt or amount, it probably wouldn't come up.

Ah damn. I was fantasizing about item but item while an audience of dozens of us laughed

 

[guest]

not to take the wind out of your yambags too soon, but 341 hearings are typically pretty boring and predictable. Barring some objection to a claim against him he'll probably just sit there looking not slim while his attorney provides the information to whoever is running the hearing (not necessarily a judge). it's not like they make them read out line by line their assets and values, unless he was saying he disputed a debt or amount, it probably wouldn't come up.

The documents are public info though, no? So his finances will still be posted publicly or at least available for someone to file an open records request to obtain?

 

[guest]

: My future classic Mustang is worth more than 1 million dollars, child. It is a modern day interpretation of the car driven by- <gavel bangs loudly>

: $3000. Next item.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

: My future classic Mustang is worth more than 1 million dollars, child. It is a modern day interpretation of the car driven by- <gavel bangs loudly>

: $3000. Next item.

his lawyer would probably help him make the valuations, and they'd keep it reasonable. as long as he doesn't hire Mayr Halkias and Kurlan again

 

[AntSucks]

his lawyer would probably help him make the valuations, and they'd keep it reasonable. as long as he doesn't hire Mayr Halkias and Kurlan again

I'm going to speculate that he's not going to be using any of those lawyers again. They fucked him harder than we ever could.

 

[Guest]

I'm going to speculate that he's not going to be using any of those lawyers again. They fucked him harder than we ever could.

Brinton especially fucked up

 

[FurBurger]

: My future classic Mustang is worth more than 1 million dollars, child. It is a modern day interpretation of the car driven by- <gavel bangs loudly>

: $3000. Next item.

The driver's side seat upholstery has been ruined with poop, and replaced by a rodeo clown.

...I don't have a joke for that, I just want people to remember that's what happened.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Leather replaced by a leather sub bottom.

 

[guest]

The driver's side seat upholstery has been ruined with poop, and replaced by a rodeo clown.

...I don't have a joke for that, I just want people to remember that's what happened.

They have plenty of leather to spare at Casa del Tomlinson. Just walk her into the barn and slice a slab off Mama Raven's hide.

"Whoa! Easy now, girl. Rick needs some of your inch thick leather to fart into."

"Mooooooo... "

 

[guest]

Reminder: $23,739.25 isn't a number that the judge pulled out of thin air to punish Pig for being a stupid fuck. That's how much money Quasi had to come up with to defend himself legally. The vast majority of us don't have that kind of money lying around. Patrick is a valid piece of human garbage who used $100,000 of other people's money to "scare" us for a few months with this lawsuit that was DOA. He is a leech on society who has also milked the government (our paychecks) for hundreds of thousands of dollars. He is a valid piece of human garbage and it's time for him to take responsibility for his actions and face the consequences. Anyways it's nice that we have these things.

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If I were Quasi, I'd auction off his dumb motorcycle. It's worth more than that piece of shit Mustang and since he has more than one vehicle in his name, there should be no exemption and no chance it gets returned to him.

Now watch as he goes and changes the registration to someone else and gets charged for some sort of fraud.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Can we tell from the pictures if the Mustang permanently leans to one side? I don't want to think of the poor abused suspension on either vehicle.

 

[guest]

If I were Quasi, I'd auction off his dumb motorcycle. It's worth more than that piece of shit Mustang and since he has more than one vehicle in his name, there should be no exemption and no chance it gets returned to him.

Now watch as he goes and changes the registration to someone else and gets charged for some sort of fraud.

No lie, if one of Pat's vehicles gets put to auction I'm buying it and inviting the brothermen to Chicopee for a good old fashioned demolition derby.

 

[guest]

Can we tell from the pictures if the Mustang permanently leans to one side? I don't want to think of the poor abused suspension on either vehicle.

It's askew. I don't feel like I'm sitting at 12 o'clock.

 

[guest]

If anyone buys it, sanitize everything before touching a thing. The grease on the gearknob from the Hooligans return trips must be horrendous. I've seen porn where German girls squatting over the stick put it up their ass that I'd rather touch. Maybe it opens up and you fuck it, ah ha ha ha.

 

[guest]

It's askew. I don't feel like I'm sitting at 12 o'clock.

It's off its axis. And the new paint isn't as brilliant. It's duller.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

These are my original manuscripts for Gate Crashers, Starship Repo, and In the Black, your honor. These are irreplaceable, one of a kind pieces of art that have had immeasurable impact on the community and culture. I have also personally signed each manuscript personally. These should be more than adequate to satisfy the judgment against me, your honor, and in fact I believe that you will find that you owe me considerable change.

 

[FurBurger]

These are my original manuscripts for Gate Crashers, Starship Repo, and In the Black, your honor. These are irreplaceable, one of a kind pieces of art that have had immeasurable impact on the community and culture.

"I expect NASA to be carving these on golden plates and attaching them to future interstellar probes, so that long after Donald Trump has destroyed the planet intelligent species around the galaxy will have something to worship"