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Nice AIDS, stupit
Hearsay from a disgraced sloppy nobody that you read on fucking Twitter isn't evidence you dumb fuck
What's hearsay
"Your honor, I would like to remind you of the precedent set by The People v Fonald Plump..."
It's a good thing my brain isn't behind my ribs or I'd be in the same boat.
Sir, don't write this.
42. Upon information and belief, Patrick S Tomlinson's father was a professional bull rider in the PBA. He was sent to Prison in Savanna, GA in 1987 for molesting a dead horse. His current whereabouts are unknown.
*Online Threat hunter, Jackie Singh. No further citation needed
No this wasn't from McCabe. This was before he attained counsel and wrote this himself or with the help of Fat Jack. They actually tried to relitigate the case LOL. Holy fuck my ribs will never recover from this.
He looks basically the same, though now that I'm thinking about that first emote I didn't get a good look at his hands because they look fawkin huge in that photo. I'm the worst journalist ever.
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