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I wanna see the contempt movie!

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Filipino Supervisor
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With the weekly windows 10 updates, I've had to have my OS reinstalled TWICE due to compatibility issues. Now, $200 geek squad dollars later, I've eliminated that mess but I get this pop-up scam, when I take the computer out of sleep mode, that has a window that won't close and audio of some limey twunt telling me that my computer's been infected by a virus from a malicious porn site and that I need to call the number on the screen because all of my personal info including Passwords for banking, social media sites, credit cards, etc... etc... have been compromised.

Most asshats would shit themselves hearing this blaring from their computer speakers, as the very official looking screen blinks an 1-888 number and implores you to call it to work with their "windows professionals" to eliminate this infection.

If this happens to you, do the following:

Hold Control, alt, delete simultaneously.

Choose "task manager" from the resulting menu, and close your browser.

It disappears. I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number and play ball with these mongrel terrorists. The only infection your computer has is some fucker slipped in that pop up in the form of a familiar email with a link you (and I) mistakenly clicked.

Go to "remove program" in your control panel and look for one of these. Delete it, problem solved. THANKS FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY UPDATES WINDOWS 10!!!!!!
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NigelCumia

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I love that pat made eye contact and was within reach of dan. Pat did nothing but tattle to the police and all he did was make himself look like a fool.

Pat you are a coward
And you're a funster
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DominusOdium

GenCon Writers Symposium Special Guest
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Stink is using forumspeak so we know she's got us right where she wants us! Oh no.

You look like you smell like the dumpster behind a Pakistani butcher shop after it rains you dummy. Keep trying desperately to overcome your failed cybersecurity career by randomly doxxing people and saying you're gonna tell the FBI on them. It's gonna go great.
 
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