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Art is fucking gay, by the way. Want me to back that statement up? Okay:
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I threw up real hard this morning
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Jesus christ, why did you drink that much rye of all things
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It's not my pussy, it's my stomach. Tell your mom I said she's a stupid bitch and she doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. Respectfully.
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I'm a retarded binge drinker and I never passed out.
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Yeah but rye is nasty as hell
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It's my go-to. I'm Canadian trash.
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Jesus, dude. I mean keep an eye on it, but I’d guess you’re just badly hungover and extremely dehydrated. The painful mouth/throat shit really is probably from stomach acid. Get some fluids and B vitamins in you and make sure you’re not puking and/or shitting blood.
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It's not that popular in America. Maryland has a strong rye tradition for some reason, if I'm remembering correctly there was a minor insurrection after the american revolution over the govt taxing their rye. That shit is gnarly dude, yuckaroonie
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Nah. I just called the girlfriend a smelly unfuckable mess that doesnt suck my dick enough.
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this thread is now AIDS
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I've been pounding water all day, I just can't keep it down. My puke is red now but I did force down a strawburry yogurt. I'm also known to throw up some blood from time to time and it's been happening for years. I think I have an ulcer.
Edit: I took a black, mucousy, floating shit. That's gotta be a good sign.
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Though the more likely culprit…Drinking from the same river you shit in.
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Wouldn’t be a terrible idea to follow up with a doctor after this episode.
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Try these
If it hurts too much just skip the meatballs, the rest should go down smoothy and it's good to get some solids in
If it hurts too much just skip the meatballs, the rest should go down smoothy and it's good to get some solids in
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Can we stop personally attacking me? Thanks.
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Last week I was so hungover that I just dry heaved for 12 hours.
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Minus the throwing up part it sounds like something I had when I was a kid that was triggered by an allergic reaction to a non-penicillin antibiotic. My well-meaning mother made me my favourite grilled ham and cheese sandwich, not knowing that chewing the toasted bread was like eating razor blades. It cleared up in a few days. Closest thing I can find is canker sores.
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don't go turning into a real ghost on us, abe