I think the Pat saga has gone as far as it could.

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

I really hope so, but I'm literally at a point of such low ROI on the 20 minutes to create a twitter with all the IP bans and two factor it breaks my will to even tweet at Pat. I need an active engaged hog not this endless copypasta shit.

Surely with all that money you can just buy an aged account rather than just k-cups. Keep it in TOS and what's the issue?

 

[guest]

I really hope so, but I'm literally at a point of such low ROI on the 20 minutes to create a twitter with all the IP bans and two factor it breaks my will to even tweet at Pat. I need an active engaged hog not this endless copypasta shit.

Some sad shit

 

[Suetonius]

I really hope so, but I'm literally at a point of such low ROI on the 20 minutes to create a twitter with all the IP bans and two factor it breaks my will to even tweet at Pat. I need an active engaged hog not this endless copypasta shit.

Maybe you should raise your kids mushmouth

 

[Udders]

I figured a cop identity could get Jackie excited because like I said pat posting is running out of material. 5000 times he has banished Kyle to prison, it's not likehe has new tricks, maybe Jackie can get him going again.

I barely see new twitters rousing him, the feeling is more prevalent than people admit. The only hope is SE's return. Tonight I went to HS football game rather than listen to more Pat repeat shit.

I dunno, sometimes I think there's more people fucking with him on twitter than who post here. There really are quite a few but it's kind of a crapshoot tweaking his tits behind a block.

 

[guest]

Tonight I went to HS football game rather than listen to more Pat repeat shit.

rofl.
retarded greasy mushmouth.

 

[Officer Chase]

Some sad shit

Well as opposed to discussing geopolitics on a podcast it's mostly a push...no? I waste a few hours making accounts and tweeting once a month, you stream...same level of sadness but only one of us is getting results. I remember posting serious shit on FB like a decade ago until I realized if I want to waste time at least get a chuckle.

Surely with all that money you can just buy an aged account rather than just k-cups. Keep it in TOS and what's the issue?

Aged accounts are all from Habibistan, plus why even bother for the same results? I can't keep it to the TOS for the best laughs either. I don't want prison replies, I want unique things like "my brother was never an athlete".

 

[DMbA]

Just realised Prison pat and monster pat is one and the same, he's gonna to take the coward way out every single time

 

[Lard Glug]

I once seen a womens shit. Out her ass. Right out her ass pipe.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Theoretically he could make a post about how the idiots have won and how norm mcdonald was always hilarious, pay his 2nd debt quietly (quietly is key, you see) and then delete all his social media after the apology has been up for a week or so.

But that would be the smart thing to do so it will never ever occur.

I've thought about what I would do if it was me in Pat's situation. First off I'd only use my author account for promotion moving forward. Then because I'm pat and I'm cripplingly addicted to twitter I'd just make an anonymous account for Trump posting. That would instantly be the end of this.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

pat called me a nigger!!!

 

[Harry's Enticer]

Sons of Gibney!

Of Dushatar!

My funsters.

I see in your posts the same fear that would take the heart of me.

A day may come when the courage of Patposters fails, when we forsake our redditors and break all bonds of funstership, but it is not this day.

An hour of joyous pigs and intact ribs when the Age of Pests comes crashing down, but it is not this day!

This day we fight!

By all that you hold dear on this good forum, I bid you text/tweet/post, Men of the Pest!

Earacorn

 

[CuntFucker .]

I don't take cues from a guy who struggles with the letter S.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Different people have come up with variations of this same thread since 2014, when O&A ended. Inevitably something happens and shit gets bigger and bigger, there has been no exception to this.

Fuck off, retard

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Pat posting always has ebbs and flows. Every time I think it’s died down it takes a new turn. Pat won’t ever stop tripping over his ham hocks.

Now I’m gearing up for the BroJoe high seas adventure to kick off. He should be setting sail in the immediate weeks ahead unless he has a change of heart.