I think the Pat saga has gone as far as it could.

[Officer Chase]

Pat's paid, he continues to oink into the void about arrests for harassment, violent threats, and the like despite no evidence but funny tweets. There's hardly any texters left and all the tweeters are on for a day or two and then off for a week. He's finally become boring. He clearly lacks any balls, getting escorted out of court, backing out of being jailed, and avoiding even posting about his "welp, we were robbed by Quasi" tweet we all expected. The lit crit section should be suspended for a month to see his response.

I think I'll always drop random bombs on him, but his best days are over, he's a band that played stadiums years ago now playing summer stages with a new singer and 3 other has been bands. If he doesn't do something spectacular I doubt I'll ever use twitter again. His wack pack isn't really serious about what happens to him, they all just want a little publicity. Patposting might finally really be over.

Edit: Tweet bombs like you're fat... you 6k post homo, my bad.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Patposting might finally really be over.

Ya reckon? Is that an official declaration?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

The best is yet to come, child.
Enjoy prison!

 

[TomFromNawlins]

he's a band that played stadiums years ago now playing summer stages with a new singer and 3 other has been bands.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

That was just the Season 1 finale. We're nowhere near peak patposting.

 

[HeyItsVos]

You remind me of Corey Feldman’s friend in The Burbs. If you leave now then you’re going to miss Bruce Dern falling off the roof and firing his gun, the explosion at the Klopeks’ house, the fight in the ambulance, and the skeletons in the trunk.

What I’m trying to say is that the saga hasn’t even truly begun yet.

 

[Officer Chase]

Ya reckon? Is that an official declaration?

Well what else can he do, when given the chance to take a month in lockup he backed down. He oinked for Dan's arrest and needed an escort, he shot all his legal bullets, nobody cares. I never once thought he wouldn't surprise us with a new fuckup but he sort of didn't add to his L by paying. I'm late to the doomsday posting of "patposting is dead", but I think it finally is. At least it has jumped the shark.

 

[Midian9876]

The rise and fall and rise and fall and rise and fall of one of America’s biggest retards.

Pat will be back

 

[Meownaw]

I think I'll always drop random bombs on him

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

While quasi got paid the coming weeks should be interesting - especially with the holidays coming up. Seems like he’s been very manic lately with his tweeting. I give it a month or two and see if Pat posting is really over. Every time we’ve felt it’s almost over Pat always ends up doing something stupid for everyone to laugh at.

 

[Officer Chase]

That was just the Season 1 finale. We're nowhere near peak patposting.

You remind me of Corey Feldman’s friend in The Burbs. If you leave now then you’re going to miss Bruce Dern falling off the roof and firing his gun, the explosion at the Klopeks’ house, the fight in the ambulance, and the skeletons in the trunk.

What I’m trying to say is that the saga hasn’t even truly begun yet.

The writers will have to be the best ever if this is to happen. I mean I thought we'd get jail Pat, but he cunted out and even needed an escort out while BDA and Dan went to hoolies. His larp will continue, but his greatest hits seem over. What could he do, a divorce, a spousal killing? There's not much left.

 

[guest]

ME: Thank you!

 

[Officer Chase]

It's a habit like any other, you just don't get cured completely. Some tweets are always going to be dropped on him.

 

[BoomerSperg]

What could he do, a divorce, a spousal killing? There's not much left.

If he's offering then I wouldn't try to stop him.

 

[Jenna]

Tomlinson vs Mullen has the potential to be the most important civil trial in our nation's history since Depp vs Heard.

 

[guest]

It's not over until the inevitable standoff at the half-hovel.

 

[Will Tate]

There's still another, what, $18K in the other judgement that still has yet to be domesticated to WI, am I right? Still, thanks for saying the magic words.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

No, child

Also:

If it *is* over, time to move back to COW TIPPING

 

[porquedealer]

You've been huffing too much hildy.

Things to look forward to:

• Possible future release of a book
• The second better judgement
• The pursuit of gibney III
• possible FOIA of last years events
• other 'media' attention
• an MKE PD lawsuit

Pat has gained a lot of traction in other communities, which in turn bring in even more smaller sub sections.
He has just finished a nearly year long ordeal being swatted by monkey torture weirdos. How many other fringe groups are laughing at the fat man take L's?
Topped off with a round of media interviews where he says fairly inflammatory things. He isn't exactly making allies and the ones he does are burying him even faster.
It won't stop because pat won't let it. It's all he has now.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

People said the same thing after Josiah 5 and the good judge Schulman telling him to go get his fucking shinebox.

And here we are