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I think Patrick was drinking last night.

Toothless Enthusiast

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Someone post the skiing backwards on one ski down a double black diamond tweet because fuck it.
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Harry Powell

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I’ve said it before but when I was in HS we used to ride park a lot with a couple insanely good skiers who went pro and draw salaries from legitimate companies and I doubt they could do that.
No one can. It’s a completely retarded statement to make and if it was anyone but Pat I’d assume they were making up a crazy hyperbolic scenario but you know this faggot would say he actually did that.

Also I ski almost every resort in Wisconsin regularly. I know the runs everywhere he would have gone. Hes LOYYYYYING
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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No one can. It’s a completely retarded statement to make and if it was anyone but Pat I’d assume they were making up a crazy hyperbolic scenario but you know this faggot would say he actually did that.

Also I ski almost every resort in Wisconsin regularly. I know the runs everywhere he would have gone. Hes LOYYYYYING
You can definitely go backwards on twin tips but I just don’t see how you could do it with one ski on any sort of difficult terrain. You ever slalom ski on water? It’s fucking ridiculously hard and that’s going forwards on a smoothish surface.
 
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He was in a sassy mood
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And watching children’s shows
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Typical behavior of an unemployed alcoholic on a Wednesday night.
The FBI literally worked with the Twitter "Trust and Safety team" in 2020 to censor articles and ban influential conservatives, according to actual emails published by Matt Taibbi. A company in downtown SF with 99% democrats, no less.

I honestly don't get how this man thinks. How do you say stuff that is so counter to reality so confidently?
 

Harry Powell

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What is he even saying here? He outsmarted his medication somehow? I don't get it.
Yes. He’s saying he “timed” it so it would wear off at the exact time he went skiing, unleashing FULL POWER *cRaZy* PAT, who then skied switch on one foot down the steepest run possible. Not only is this stolen from some late 80s ski-sex comedy but in the Midwest the runs are pure ice, there’s no fucking way he skied them switch let alone switch slalom
 

Dummy Gaynuts

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The FBI literally worked with the Twitter "Trust and Safety team" in 2020 to censor articles and ban influential conservatives, according to actual emails published by Matt Taibbi. A company in downtown SF with 99% democrats, no less.

I honestly don't get how this man thinks. How do you say stuff that is so counter to reality so confidently?
Republicans control the media, child
 
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