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Patrick you should honestly consider taking ADHD meds again. It will help you not impulsively post every horrifically embarrassing thought you have.
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I think Patrick was drinking last night.
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No, sTlaker child Anon TerrorisT, I will noT Take my riTalin sammich Today.
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What if you had posted this at 43 while drunk on a Wednesday night?
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Someone post the skiing backwards on one ski down a double black diamond tweet because fuck it.
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Lying. CunT.
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I’ve said it before but when I was in HS we used to ride park a lot with a couple insanely good skiers who went pro and draw salaries from legitimate companies and I doubt they could do that.
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He’s full of shit about this zAnY “rebound” too.
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No one can. It’s a completely retarded statement to make and if it was anyone but Pat I’d assume they were making up a crazy hyperbolic scenario but you know this faggot would say he actually did that.
Also I ski almost every resort in Wisconsin regularly. I know the runs everywhere he would have gone. Hes LOYYYYYING
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If I posted this at age 9 in a sugar crash, I would have killed myself the next day in embarrassment
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You can definitely go backwards on twin tips but I just don’t see how you could do it with one ski on any sort of difficult terrain. You ever slalom ski on water? It’s fucking ridiculously hard and that’s going forwards on a smoothish surface.
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Thrawn wasn't compelled by fear, you fat retard. Nice understanding of the things you claim to love, stupid.
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The FBI literally worked with the Twitter "Trust and Safety team" in 2020 to censor articles and ban influential conservatives, according to actual emails published by Matt Taibbi. A company in downtown SF with 99% democrats, no less.
I honestly don't get how this man thinks. How do you say stuff that is so counter to reality so confidently?
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Pat, C3PO is gold, not bronze. Imagine being such a pleb that you don't know what color bronze is.
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What is he even saying here? He outsmarted his medication somehow? I don't get it.
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Yes. He’s saying he “timed” it so it would wear off at the exact time he went skiing, unleashing FULL POWER *cRaZy* PAT, who then skied switch on one foot down the steepest run possible. Not only is this stolen from some late 80s ski-sex comedy but in the Midwest the runs are pure ice, there’s no fucking way he skied them switch let alone switch slalom
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Republicans control the media, child