I think it's time I get up to speed on a few things

[Pussymagnetpat]

I know I say this a lot, but the fact that Dan is married to so someone he's never had a conversation with is fucking bananas. Also the fact that neither of them are even going to learn the other's language. Think about what a fucking annoyance that would be. Having someone around all the time whose company you don't even enjoy. I get that he's 4'11" and looks retarded, but having 5 sink money should be able to net you an American woman who has a female bone structure and has never had sex with a stranger for money.

Just thinking about Dan and Flavia has cracks me up randomly in the middle of the day

Dan mentioned on his podacast he went to rio brazilian steakhouse with her in plymouth, and asked her if she could kick niki's ass if push came to shove and showed her some pictures of thikki

I can't even imagine what goes through flavia's head, she definitely grew up poor as shit, likely with a dirt floor in the favela,
had those big brazilian bbq cookouts with 30-40 extended family members growing up,
def was a hot piece of ass when she was in her teens and got run through by some alpha 6'2 brazlian mulatto unclipped cock,
smoking weed and drinking cheap cachaça in her barrio,

now her reality is going to a brazlian steakhouse in bumfuck massachusets with a spergy manlet irish salesman as a husband,
the waiters bringing them assorted cuts of meat are probably the guys she used to fuck before she went chasing for citizenship,
she has to deal with dan showing her pictures of some fat sci-fi author while hearing his over the top laugh,

he has that 3-4 whiskey buzz after dinner and expects to fuck when they get home to their suburb mcmansion, as they have no kids to deal with, so he gets on top of her with his 5'7 frame, whiskey breathe, and 4.5 inch irish pecker and probably finishes in 2-3 minutes, she doesn't even know if he put it in yet, as flavia is used to 10 inch brazlian snuffaluffagus ramming her from behind.

dan passes out at like 9 pm, flavia face times her mom and regrets her decision to leave her family everyday, but she knows if she can milk dan long enough she can bring them over to the states and they too, can enjoy air conditioning and maybe live in the basement..
what's dan gonna say, no? that's the best he can do, else he'd have to settle for a 40 y.o lady di type

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Hey, Dougie... Have ya fucked anyone, no?? Wellll, then KYS ya homo...

You understand that you should be deeply ashamed of your sexuality, right? You were either molested into being gay or your brain is just fucked up and broken.

Edit: I feel bad about saying this and that does in fact make me a faggot.

 

[NotHomeRunCumia]

See, I pick fights and then I don't know how to respond...

 

[Professor Rape]

Oh, people also started to hate Dan for the following reasons:

- In Pat Posting, there's a guy named Jon who stole Pat's wife. He was obviously beloved by all the patposters. Anyway, Dan said he had a special announcement and everyone needed to tune into his podcast to find out what. It turns out that special announcement was that Jon had died of a heart attack. He was using his death to get views.
- Would keep leaking bits. That prank call that you said was funny, where Pat was like "we already figured that out", "you already figured out you're a fat faggot with bitch tits?". Dan leaked information twice that would almost ruin that bit and we'd never get that call.
- Recently turned against a lot of people on the forum. Did the whole Amy Schumer "I was playing a character!" thing when asked about the first few episodes where he was racist, etc. Said he didn't want those guests on the show anymore because they're nazis (referring to @RobertMewler, snake).

 

[Professor Rape]

"Alright guys, special announcement as promised... Jon Snyder has died! Woozle wuzzle. Now onto the show... did you see Pat's latest instagram post? Mm boy is he fat!"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

https://streamyard.com/ekxi9rj6n9


like anyone cares to chill with me, lol. but whatever...

Whenever Turk wakes up he probably will

 

[Child..]

When I say Patposting is a civil war, I mean look at Dan and look at Patrick? And litcrit's mascot is the guy who follows me around as if he's NOT making my case for the deranged nature of this place.

Imagine his trip to Brazil with the goal of purchasing a wife to take back with him to America? LOL, what sort of network did he use? Who recommended Flavia? What was the bargaining/negotations for her hand in marriage like...and with who? Her dad, lol? Were the negotiations done in English? Or was there a Portuguese interpretor/middle man the whole time?

<-- married and you will never get to harass Mrs Boq, and we talk for ours.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Dan mentioned on his podacast he went to rio brazilian steakhouse with her in plymouth, and asked her if she could kick niki's ass if push came to shove and showed her some pictures of thikki

To be fair to the Irish midget, that's a pretty decent place. Usually need a reservation if you wanna sit inside at a nice table. My friend and I usually get pushed to the outside seating with the rest of the unmentionables and Algonquin riff Raf. It's a nice treat at dusk in the summer after getting sand on ya dick staring at a stupid fucking rock on the waterfront.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I know I say this a lot, but the fact that Dan is married to so someone he's never had a conversation with is fucking bananas. Also the fact that neither of them are even going to learn the other's language. Think about what a fucking annoyance that would be. Having someone around all the time whose company you don't even enjoy. I get that he's 4'11" and looks retarded, but having 5 sink money should be able to net you an American woman who has a female bone structure and has never had sex with a stranger for money.

Agreed. How do you plan a wedding with your bride if she can't understand anything? How do you introduce your bride to be to any family member when she can't fucking understand any of them and they can't talk to her? How do you have an actual wedding when none of your guests can talk to her? Fucking ludacris situation all around

 

[Child..]

Just thinking about Dan and Flavia has cracks me up randomly in the middle of the day

Dan mentioned on his podacast he went to rio brazilian steakhouse with her in plymouth, and asked her if she could kick niki's ass if push came to shove and showed her some pictures of thikki

I can't even imagine what goes through flavia's head, she definitely grew up poor as shit, likely with a dirt floor in the favela,
had those big brazilian bbq cookouts with 30-40 extended family members growing up,
def was a hot piece of ass when she was in her teens and got run through by some alpha 6'2 brazlian mulatto unclipped cock,
smoking weed and drinking cheap cachaça in her barrio,

now her reality is going to a brazlian steakhouse in bumfuck massachusets with a spergy manlet irish salesman as a husband,
the waiters bringing them assorted cuts of meat are probably the guys she used to fuck before she went chasing for citizenship,
she has to deal with dan showing her pictures of some fat sci-fi author while hearing his over the top laugh,

he has that 3-4 whiskey buzz after dinner and expects to fuck when they get home to their suburb mcmansion, as they have no kids to deal with, so he gets on top of her with his 5'7 frame, whiskey breathe, and 4.5 inch irish pecker and probably finishes in 2-3 minutes, she doesn't even know if he put it in yet, as flavia is used to 10 inch brazlian snuffaluffagus ramming her from behind.

dan passes out at like 9 pm, flavia face times her mom and regrets her decision to leave her family everyday, but she knows if she can milk dan long enough she can bring them over to the states and they too, can enjoy air conditioning and maybe live in the basement..
what's dan gonna say, no? that's the best he can do, else he'd have to settle for a 40 y.o lady di type

Dan prowling parties in the favela and sticking out like a sore thumb is rib busting imagery

 

[CuntFucker .]

When I say Patposting is a civil war, I mean [...]

Always with the bombastic language, this guy.

 

[Child..]

Always with the bombastic language, this guy.

The fact a fat pudgy dork like yourself cannot see the dorkyness of what you do is hilarious to me...then again, you chose to be anonymous, unlike Dan or Pat, because you at least understand your pursuits/hobby is shameful.

 

[CuntFucker .]

The fact a fat pudgy dork like yourself cannot see the dorkyness of what you do is hilarious to me...then again, you chose to be anonymous, unlike Dan or Pat, because you at least understand your pursuits/hobby is shameful.

You just can't stay on the issue. That's part of why your streams are so bad.

 

[Child..]

You just can't stay on the issue. That's part of why your streams are so bad.

Hey fat dork...my streams would be watchable to you if it had more capeshit and happy endings, movie buffster. Now go make a boq thread that fizzles out once I stop engaging your boring, dorky, effeminate self. You are beneath Dan and Pat, do not forget that.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Hey fat dork...my streams would be watchable to you if it had more capeshit and happy endings, movie buffster. Now go make a boq thread that fizzles out once I stop engaging your boring, dorky, effeminate self. You are beneath Dan and Pat, do not forget that.

Calm down.

 

[Child..]

Calm down.

Redletter media is like a more successful version of your pudgy self...smug dorkster

Wha happen to your "x movie ruled" threads? LOL...

People your age used to be sworn in as Presidents, and here you are with a bowl of popcorn watching make-believe/people in dress-up and sharing critiques with grown men. I will break your soft jaw IRL, pussy.

Look at your dorky unfunny avi, LOL...

 

[CuntFucker .]

Redletter media is like a more successful version of your pudgy self...smug dorkster

Wha happen to your "x movie ruled" threads? LOL...

People your age used to be sworn in as Presidents, and here you are with a bowl of popcorn watching make-believe/people in dress-up and sharing critiques with grown men. I will break your soft jaw IRL, pussy.

Look at your dorky unfunny avi, LOL...

lol, you're all over the place, children's armster. Relax : )

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Agreed. How do you plan a wedding with your bride if she can't understand anything? How do you introduce your bride to be to any family member when she can't fucking understand any of them and they can't talk to her? How do you have an actual wedding when none of your guests can talk to her? Fucking ludacris situation all around

They're Boston Irish too so they probably talk to her like Tarzan. "YOU FLAVIA, ME UNCLE DONNIE. UN-CLE DON-NIE"

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I know I say this a lot, but the fact that Dan is married to so someone he's never had a conversation with is fucking bananas.

The average man doesn't want to converse with his wife. Dan can't. I think we know who the winner is.

 

[Child..]

lol, you're all over the place, children's armster. Relax : )

"L-lol"

I'd break your jaw without a problem...you're a fat dork and litcrit is full of losers and kiwi trannies like you.