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DMbA

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Yes and Flaiva the wife doesn't speak a lick of English, she was probably some kind of prostitute in Brazil before Dan brought and gave her the green card. She claims to be running a cleaning service before the immigration and stopped dead right after the transition is complete so you know it's all a big scam to fool the government

They can't communicate to each other because Dan can not speak Brazilian and Flaiva can't speak English, very very strange shit
 

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
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Yes and Flaiva the wife doesn't speak a lick of English, she was probably some kind of prostitute in Brazil before Dan brought and gave her the green card. She claims to be running a cleaning service before the immigration and stopped dead right after the transition is complete so you know it's all a big scam to fool the government

They can't communicate to each other because Dan can not speak Brazilian and Flaiva can't speak English, very very strange shit

Is Dougie and Dan the same person?
 

Professor Rape

Learning where local water spring is
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Dan Mullen is somervilledan, yes.

I am Dougie.

Dan Mullen has a podcast. I made fun of his podcast and said he was an attention whoring fag etc.

He responded by making fun of one of my threads where I asked for advice on how to pick up Asian women. He called me an incel and bragged that his wife is a 9/10 and that before he got married, he had a woman for every day of the week. "I had my Monday chick, my Tuesday chick, my Wednesday chick..."

Then it was revealed his wife is a mail order bride from Brazil who literally does not speak english. He was on stream trying to relay messages to her from chat, and she said she didn't understand. Dan can't speak Portuguese either, so he was having trouble talking to her.

That's why there's so many memes about him and his wife who can't speak english:



Dan Mullen was banned from this forum by the previous admin, because he invited torswats (a guy who has later been arrested for swatting people) to the forum.
 
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Dan Mullen is somervilledan, yes.

I am Dougie.

Dan Mullen has a podcast. I made fun of his podcast and said he was an attention whoring fag etc.

He responded by making fun of one of my threads where I asked for advice on how to pick up Asian women. He called me an incel and bragged that his wife is a 9/10 and that before he got married, he had a woman for every day of the week. "I had my Monday chick, my Tuesday chick, my Wednesday chick..."

Then it was revealed his wife is a mail order bride from Brazil who literally does not speak english. He was on stream trying to relay messages to her from chat, and she said she didn't understand. Dan can't speak Portuguese either, so he was having trouble talking to her.

That's why there's so many memes about him and his wife who can't speak english:



Dan Mullen was banned from this forum by the previous admin, because he invited torswats (a guy who has later been arrested for swatting people) to the forum.



Dug-Out Doug from the show??

Didn't you meet Patrice one time?
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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I know I say this a lot, but the fact that Dan is married to so someone he's never had a conversation with is fucking bananas. Also the fact that neither of them are even going to learn the other's language. Think about what a fucking annoyance that would be. Having someone around all the time whose company you don't even enjoy. I get that he's 4'11" and looks retarded, but having 5 sink money should be able to net you an American woman who has a female bone structure and has never had sex with a stranger for money.
 

Professor Rape

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I know I say this a lot, but the fact that Dan is married to so someone he's never had a conversation with is fucking bananas. Also the fact that neither of them are even going to learn the other's language. Think about what a fucking annoyance that would be. Having someone around all the time whose company you don't even enjoy. I get that he's 4'11" and looks retarded, but having 5 sink money should be able to net you an American woman who has a female bone structure and has never had sex with a stranger for money.
He said in a recent podcast that he was talking about the meaning of life with Flavia. He wasn't joking, either. The comments in the chat were busting my ribs. "Flavia Mullen: toilet cleaner and philosopher".
 

NotHomeRunCumia

I hate you hate you hate you.
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He said in a recent podcast that he was talking about the meaning of life with Flavia. He wasn't joking, either. The comments in the chat were busting my ribs. "Flavia Mullen: toilet cleaner and philosopher".
Hey, Dougie... Have ya fucked anyone, no?? Wellll, then KYS ya homo...
 

Professor Rape

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Hey, Dougie... Have ya fucked anyone, no?? Wellll, then KYS ya homo...
The gayest thing I've ever done on this forum was talking you out of killing yourself when you were DM'ing me threatening to end it all.
And in return, you car crash poor Abe and tell me to kill my self?

You've ruined it for the next guy. I'm never convincing anyone not to kill themselves again.
 
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